
As first revealed in a recent ESPN article, Yankees slugger Alex Rodriguez and and all-time hits leader/MLB outcast Pete Rose have an unusual friendship: they regularly text message each other.
Rose has served as an electronic hitting coach of sorts for Rodriguez since the two met at a Las Vegas mall in January of 2006. Rodriguez sat with Rose while Rose signed autographs, asking about Rose's career, and when he left, A-Rod said, "Text me – let's talk hitting." [...]
During the 2006 season, Rodriguez lost Rose's cell phone number and they finally reconnected while A-Rod was in a slump. Rose texted: "See if you can knock the pitcher's head off. Go the other way. Pete." A-Rod homered twice and singled in the next game. Rose texted: "You're coachable, brother. Pete."
Dawwww that's sweet. Of course, Rose lives in Las Vegas, so you'd think maybe he could do a better job of coming through on advice for which kinds of strippers to take home. Actually, I could probably give that advice out, too. Step 1: Make sure she looks like a woman. Once A-Rod mastered that one, we could move on to Step 2.


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…but also, -1. I didn't need to see Pete Rose's package today.
Step 1: Make sure she is a woman.
fixededdie murphy'd"…Go the other way. Pete."
So THAT'S why A-Rod started sucking cock.
/threadjack
LSU just scored 4 runs in the bottom of the 9th to beat Rice.
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Good thing the Civil War wasn't 2 out of 3!
What?
Decline! Decline! Decline! Decline! Decline! Decline! Decline! Decline! Decline! Decline! Decline! Decline! Decline! Decline! Decline! Decline! Decline! Decline! Decline! Decline! Decline! Decline! Decline! Decline! Decline! Decline! Decline! Decline! Decline! Decline! Decline!
I look the same as Pete in that Leopard Print. Totally Hawt.
I'm going to go rinse my eyes out with bleach. Thanks, Uff, for the nightmare material…