Ana Ivanovic is the first semifinalist in the women's bracket at the French Open after she defeated Patty Schnyder in straight sets today. Therefore, here's a photo set of her third-round match against Caroline Wozniacki from last weekend. Why the Wozniacki match and not Schnyder? Because Wozniacki is more attractive and makes lots of retard faces. And nothing gets me hotter than a sexy retard. It's all the best parts of a woman without the persistent nagging and backtalk. You know how it goes: I have basic human rights… I don't deserve to be treated this way… please let me talk to my family… however much money you want, they'll pay it, blah blah blah. On and on and on with that stuff.
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Yes, but will she blend?
/gawker
I feel pretty guilty about the things I'd like to do to either one of these girls. Oh, I know that they're both over eighteen and in their sexual prime and all that, it's just that I'm thinking of some pretty sick stuff, here.
good form in the pic on the bottom row 2nd from the right.
although i'm not used to having it cranked to the side like that, i'd try it if she told me i'd like it.
nothing gets me hotter than a sexy retard.
One of the more underrated things about them is how long it takes them to realize your penis is not a lollipop.
The last time I saw a non-English speaking, scantily-clad young lady covered in clay and powdered lime was at Doogie's backyard barbeque.
WDYA, that is fucked up and I mean that in a good way.
I'd fuck both of them without permission. Some may call that rape, but I just call it the result of my being hard of hearing.
I think womens tennis should take a wardrobe tip from womens beach volleyball.
Although my screen would need a splash guard if they did.
She sure does like the celebratory left arm pump.
Hey Ana, mix it up a bit. Try taking off your dress to reveal a sports bra, a la Brandi Chastain.
Nice tennis rack(et)!
nothing gets me hotter than a sexy retard.
Thank God they killed Terry Schaivo…my penis couldn't take much more.
holy shit i just noticed that there was text to go along with the pictures