Ana Ivanovic is the first semifinalist in the women's bracket at the French Open after she defeated Patty Schnyder in straight sets today. Therefore, here's a photo set of her third-round match against Caroline Wozniacki from last weekend. Why the Wozniacki match and not Schnyder? Because Wozniacki is more attractive and makes lots of retard faces. And nothing gets me hotter than a sexy retard. It's all the best parts of a woman without the persistent nagging and backtalk. You know how it goes: I have basic human rights… I don't deserve to be treated this way… please let me talk to my family… however much money you want, they'll pay it, blah blah blah. On and on and on with that stuff.