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With Leather hit the ultimate sexy trifecta today, what with porn stars, Playmates, and teenage amputees all making the front page.  In an attempt to balance things out for the lady readers — and any dudes who happen to enjoy celebrating masculine strength — here's Red Sox pitcher and noted Penthouse Pet humper Clay Buchholz (center, standing) notching some serious bro time. 

Don Chavez, who found this picture and several more, thinks the photos were snapped during spring training this year, but let's focus on what really matters here: making fun of people we don't know in order to feel better about ourselves.  Hey, that guy looks gay!  Now I don't feel so bad about my parents' divorce!