
If not providing much in the way of actual sports news, this week has offered up a trove of kickball-related hilarity. First, there was the pirate-garbed fellow arrested at the Macy's in Manhattan. Further down the coast comes news of a 100-person brawl that interrupted a kickball game in Tampa. The cause: that secret YouTube video that causes girls to fight when they see it.
A city-sanctioned kickball game at Julian B. Lane Riverfront Park on Wednesday night devolved into a brawl involving about 100 people, according to a preliminary police report.
However, none of the kickball players or organizers appears to have been involved in the fight, said Tampa police Lt. Rocky Ratliff.
Ratliff said that from what he has learned, a group of girls about 16 to 22 years old were fighting about something on YouTube. He didn't know any more about the circumstances.
I can only hazard a guess, but I'm thinking the girls were jostling for chance to make sweet monkey love to Italian Spiderman. I know I am. Perhaps they were watching some of the girl fights posted here and wanted to do one better. Could be that they were annoyed by that new Weezer music video that alludes to a couple of the YouTube clips that South Park has already spoofed.
Whatever the cause, police were able to quell the melee, at least until it spilled out into the street and involved weapons.
Within minutes, another fight broke out across the street involving the same people, who at this point had armed themselves with sticks. Again, a crowd gathered and the officers had to force their way through the crowd. No victims or suspects could be located, so no arrests were made, police said.
That's some top-notch crowd control, coppers. Rocky Ratliff is still a cool name, though.


+1 for Florida. People who play kickball should be hurt badly. Girls hurting each other is awesome. This is win/win.
we need to exterminate the state of Florida
I love kickball. Good drinking sport.
But, I more of a whiffle ball guy myself.
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Fuck an A man! I did not realize how popular kick ball is! Pirates, riots, and girl fights! I bet those soccer fans are going to be really pissed when they find out they have a "who sucks the most" competitor.
The United Recreational Kickball Entertainment League (or URKEL) frowns upon sucht tomfoolery.
I always thought "kickball" was just another name for soccer. You know, like "football" or "futbol" or "sodomy."
@Punch: I prefer the Federated United Community Kickball.
There is no chance in hell that anyone is going to your site, The Nug.
This topic is discussing very hot at JSeniorMatch. c om. Some 30+ 40+ mature babies like going there for discussing.
@Punch/WDYA: Which governing body sanctions the Kickball United National Tournament?
Never been prouder to be living in Trampa then at this moment.
The local story also reported that "hair weaves were pulled out" a important footnote, possibly linking the youtube sensation Chocolate Rain to kickball
im just giving the clues, figure this shit out
*theory thats been ruled out* -fighting over Rays tickets..
False advertising in that headline, Matt. I was looking for a little interoffice fisticuffs between two Silver and Black dancers.
Enrico,
Would it interest you if I told you Leslie Nielsen, Priscilla Presley, Ricardo Montalbán and OJ Simpson were having an orgy, decked to the nines in Gus Triando' s sweaty catchers gear?
Perhaps…