Moue like you mean it!

TMZ has an extra innenudo-packed item reporting that a WWE Diva has been "fingered" by the FBI, which is "probing" Bella, an Los Angeles-based escort service. In an update, the gossip site notes WWE's vixen/diva/minx/whatever Ashley Massaro put the following message up on her MySpace profile. Her main picture is presently her giving the camera the finger, so that should be included in her statement to the press.

"Just got buzzed on some BS that is going around. Dont [sic] believe it for a second. Getting in touch with my lawyer as we speak."

I usually get buzzed on black tar heroin, but that's me. What TMZ neglected to note is that there's an "ass" in the middle of her last name. Just hanging out there for the whole world to see! I thought your site was serious about making puerile jokes. 

Perhaps we should also be mindful of the fact that June's WWE pay-per-view is entitled One Night Stand. It's not like those wrasslin' folks are above the occasional publicity stunt. Or steroid-induced murder-suicide.