It's nice to see LeBron James' latest Nike commercial hit the tubes the day following a particularly disastrous performance in Game 1 of the Cavs' second round series against the Celtics. Awful Announcing was kind enough to upload the ad, which has witness sketches of LeBron looking like Jesus, a homeless person, homeless Jesus, Sub Zero, the prophet Muhammad, Rasheed Wallace, Joakim Noah, Mohamed Atta, Kevin Duckworth and Mushmouth. These strike me as very poor witnesses indeed. This is at best circumstantial evidence AND IT will never hold up in court.


An NBA post? Really? Is this 1996 or something?
Just kidding Uff, I do enjoy your NBA posts for the tags.
I just hope there's this many witnesses around for his first rape.
Doesn't Harrison Ford have a more current movie to be promoting during these NBA playoffs?
carmello anthony hates the entire city of cleveland
Those are close to the same witness sketch I used to explain who stole my car. (sold it for cash in Mexico)
Winner: Me
Loser: Insurance company, some black guy with a beard….and some mexican.
why are people interested in talking about her even though these are fake things? you should have known the fake news about her pregnancy and her joining the free interracial dating site called I n t i m a t e m i n g l e DOTC o m . I can not believe any piece of her news.
Jesus never had a $100 million dollar shoe deal.
Yeah, I'm gonna go with LeBron, at least when the rapture comes, I'll have as many shoes as I want.
BOO-YAHH!!
Witness the domestic violence he caused in Cleveland after missing that game tying layup.
By Cleveland I mean the dungeon under my house.
They should have had some of the '07 Spurs bear witness too.
You call them "witnesses" I call them "snitches".
Some Ween freak managed to sneak the Boognish in there.
Undoubtedly my psycho ex-girlfriend.
I like to picture Jesus in a tuxedo T-Shirt because it says I want to be formal, but I'm here to party