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A reader sent Don Chavez this picture of Wes Welker at the Kentucky Derby asking a photographer to check to see if any of his trademark grit has gotten between his teeth. Is there a Masshole alive who isn't going to print this out, cut a mouth hole and put it over their girlfriend's face? Now that Spygate is over, we're forced to feed our Patriots animus with embarrassing drunk photos and wondering why Tom Brady refuses to wear any Boston team paraphernalia in his free time. Nice Giants hat yesterday, Tom. That's a subtle dig.

Chavez spots a resemblance between blondey and the girl who had a Patriots Super Bowl ring stuffed in her cleavage from a few months ago. I'm not so sure, but it'll take a few more minutes of one-handed typing just to make certain.