
What to watch for in this weekend's match-ups. One team or another in ALL CAPS.
PENGUINS over Flyers — Because Pittsburgh has never, to my knowledge, ever been given any credit on this site whatsoever. Here ya go.
Mother's Day over FLAG DAY — Mom, I didn't mail your gift until today. But at least I sent it Priority. Hope you don't mind celebrating your day on Monday.
Willie Bloomquist over RICHIE SEXSON — Big Sexy gets a six-game suspension for his helmet-throwing mound charge. Now the M's have the opportunity to downgrade from a .209 hitter with power to a .172 hitter without power. Yippee.
ANYTHING over Jury Duty — Guess what I'm doing next Wednesday? Guhhhhhhh.
LAKERS over Jazz — Utah will probably win one game at home, but I think this one will be over in five games. As always, please note that I'm usually wrong.
Welp, hope you've enjoyed the first week of increased posting with the help of new hire Mike Tunison. We'll be back on Monday, possibly with some kind of signature sytem where you can actually tell who writes which post.


She's making me rethink my opinions of dark meat.
Bukkake enthusiasts gather round this delicious nubian target.
ANYTHING over Jury Duty — Guess what I'm doing next Wednesday? Guhhhhhhh.
Just remember, if he says he didn't put the pill in the drink, he is probably telling the truth.
/please don't find me guilty
"Guess what I'm doing next Wednesday?"
If I know you – and I think I do – I'd say "jerking off to japanimation?"
have a great weekend Matt. I'll be down sometime tommorow afternoon with my wonder woman costume.
ANYTHING over Jury Duty — Guess what I'm doing next Wednesday? Guhhhhhhh.
Well maybe if the Marines didn't fight so Godamn hard, some freedom haters would take away our rights to a trial by jury and nobody would get jury duty,
Monday, possibly with some kind of signature sytem where you can actually tell who writes which post.
My thoughts exactly. My job is realllllly fucking boring, so the more the better, thanks.
/penis joke about anime and bukkake
Oh… and Halle, join me in the sex chamber.
(I didn't want to be the only one who didn't make an instant 30 Rock joke today.)
PENS!
me neither
/too bad mine sucked
Milk. Chocolate milk.
Not only would KD have posted 5 stories today but he also would've given me a happy ending (no homo)
Yeah, KD was the man.
@Mr. Stokke
Two two three at the most. Sundays got more.
I miss weekend daddy.
she is generous, people on I n t i m a t e m i n g l e DOTC o m said so. and then i believe it. but actually, she is really hot on that web. people love her so much.
@bluelove
Fuck You.
@punch – I like the new look buddy. This is the summer version of ol' man Davis?