05.01.08 VARIOUS SPORTS NEWS ITEMS MADE SEXY

As a Cavs fan, I would rather see Anderson Cooper coming off the bench right now over Anderson Varejao. As Jay Sherman once said, “It stinks!”

fatty, why dont you get a dress that fits, fatty?

Is that dress from doogie's Just do as i say and you won't get hurt range? I like how the arms are prevented from flailing about as the dress is raised over the head.

Here's a story with bite:

http://sports.yahoo.com/nhl/photo?slug=d32eb7bbed3049b1b211d25cf06cf5dc.mexico_shark_attack_caps102 

If you look closely you can see me hiding in the corner waiting to pounce.

too bad she wasn't having trouble taking her underwear off.

See? You can have fun in a windowless basement.

good stitching on that thar dress.  must be 'merican made.

You don't need the dress off. There's a big hole in the bottom for a reason.

I believe Barbara Streisand said it best: "People who watch people who need people (to help them get naked) are the luckiest people."

As a bonus, I will now sing a few Judy Garland tunes.

We don't have to take our clothes off to have a good time.

Especially if it's a dress.

Uh……..

CREEEEDEEEEEEEE!!!!!  YEuSSSS!!!!!!!

Awww Alex, my boy. Sorry for my theft of your thunder.

i know, i know. you get a job at a clothing store so you can sneak a little hidden camera in the dressing room. who hasnt done that, right? take it from someone who's been down this road. its all fun and games until a fat girl walks into the store. there are certain things you can't unsee people.

Nice ass

For the record, this is why I loiter in women's dressing rooms. Not everyone shops with a friend, you know.

An American hero? Yes, I suppose I am. 

I waited 2:20 before finding out that she had a bra on?!

Guess "one size fits all" is only half-true. 

They should use this technology for hockey jerseys.

That Austrian basement is surprisingly well lit