Deseret News (link via Ball Don't Lie) profiled Jazz guard Kyle Korver, and it seems the recent transplant from Philadelphia is more popular than ever before:
On any night in EnergySolutions Arena, there are enough signs to fill the Republican Convention, most of them held aloft by women. Kyle, we love you. Kyle, will you marry me? From two young girls: Kyle, will you wait for me? From two older women: Why go for two when you can go for three? [...]
Korver's female fans are different than what you might expect from the NBA arena. For the most part, these are not groupies in provocative, come-hither clothing. These are grandmas, housewives, grade-school kids and teens, ranging in age from 7 to 60…
TV stations and newspapers have already produced several in-depth profiles about Korver, and he's only been with the team for four months. The media honeymoon is on for Korver. Veteran TV newscasters like Shauna Lake are reduced to asking fawning questions like this one: "What did your mom do to raise a guy like you?" [...]
Go figure. All this attention and adulation for a player who averages less than 10 points and plays less than half the game.
Yes, go figure. Why would Utah fans embrace a role-player when the heart and soul of the team are Deron Williams and Carlos Boozer? Can anyone solve this mystery? It's like a puzzle wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a riddle wrapped in thousands and thousands of white people.


I'll take Bigotry for 1000 Alex
From two young girls: Kyle, will you wait for me?
Why wait?
-Karl Malone
Are those ‘magic gold plates’ in your pants or are you just glad to see me?
His middle name is Keith.
Holy fuck this guy is hideous, fuck you google images.
It's Mormon day! [filmdrunk.com]; Synergy, baby!
What Utah also likes: getting 12 year olds pregnant.
Most of these bitches done fucked Andrei Kirilenko already and are like damn, bring on some new meat.
/Greg Ostertag has fifty bastard children in Provo
Yeeeeaaah, uhh, I think I'll go with the groupies in provocative, come-hither clothing. Thanks, though.
Dude is ugly
What Happens In Salt Lake???
//ashamed
For the most part, these are not groupies in provocative, come-hither clothing. These are grandmas, housewives, grade-school kids and teens, ranging in age from 7 to 60…
Kyle Korver, you bastard. You're stealing my demographic.
(sigh).
Ether… 3 bottles… same address… and, SEND.
It might be because Carlos Boozer is a douche bag.
/Cavs fan
@ Tim
I thought boozer was a C U Next Tuesday?
August, "You're fired!"
@ Allan Stokke – How long before he's hitting your daughter?
"Sweet! You mean I get my choice of frigid Mormon women AND booze, coffee and cigarettes are Verboten! I love you too, Utah." Said Korver when asked for comment.
I do admit that Kyle Korver looks a lot like Ashton Kutcher. Oh wait, what the fuck, that is Ashton Kutcher. OMG, didn't anyone else actually realize that? I'm from PA and have watched the Sixers for quite a few years. That is NOT Kyle Korver. This is a pic of Kyle and Ashton side by side [www.nba.com]