For those sports fans who prefer looking at Jessica Simpson over watching baseball — in other words, all the cool ones — there was some confusion about her relationship with Cowboys QB Tony Romo.  He was rumored to have broken up with her, then he showed up as Jess's date to little sister Ashlee's wedding, where they danced and smooched and all that crap.  The Chicago Sun-Times offers a clarification of the events:

Jessica Simpson and Tony Romo are back ''on,'' but a college pal of the Dallas Cowboys quarterback tells me it's Romo who's calling all the plays. ''He did agree to go to [sister Ashlee's] wedding — keeping his promise to Jessica,'' Romo's Eastern Illinois alum chum told me. ''But he made it super-clear that if they were to give it another go, her dad had to seriously back off.'' [...]

My source says Romo has told Jessica their renewed relationship is ''a trial thing,'' dependent on Daddy Joe ''leaving them alone'' and stifling his tendency to tell Romo how to run his life, career and endorsement deals.

Uh oh, a sternly worded rebuke!  An ultimatum that could result in Jessica losing her boyfriend!  Overbearing showbiz parents who masturbate to their daughters are no match for such reason and bargaining!

Hey Tony, you want Joe off your back?  Gimme a call.  I know some people with a loose sense of ethics and a violent streak.  It's how I made such a smooth transition from the Marines to blogging. 

[Sports by Brooks]