If you want Tony Parker to miss a free throw, throw away that beard Longoria and get a cardboard cutout of me from my calendar shoot. I like the one where I'm in a firefighter's helmet with a coiled fire hose thrown over my shoulder. The double entendre kinda says, "Loins burning? I'll douse you, baby." Or maybe that's too much. No one wants to see Parker masturbate at the free throw line.
(Full pic here, h/t to Hot Clicks)
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No one wants to see Parker masturbate at the free throw line.
Speak for yourself.
/shared too much
The only flaw in his plan was including a rare shot of Eva NOT looking like a Succubus. I can't imagine how he was allowed to bring that in.
I had no idea that Wolfman Jack was a Hornets fan. On a side note, Bunk Moreland was in the stands last night.
Holding up a cutout cardboard of your wife to distract you? I think it might make you run to the nearest strip club, but distract you? No way.
Parker already practices freethrows by having the missus berate him while being smacked in the back of the head with a wooden spoon. That's what his mom tells me…
I hope Bunk was taking notes because the Hornets blew away the Spurs in the third quarter.
That won't distract him unless it shows the mustache, and her/his balls hanging out of the shorts.
way to stay classy new orlenas
seriously if you wanna distract him get naked pictures of his wife with you boning her. Sure it would be photoshopped but it sure as hell would distract him.
Warning: this may get you kicked out of the arena and/or charged with public indecency. TRUST me on this one.
I think the sexy guy holding the cutout was more distracting.
PITBB: Yeah, no kidding, and the players get so mad when you stalk their wives for those pics. Jesus, I was just hanging out in your bushes Eva, why'd you call the cops?
I just noticed… is that Harvey Fierstein with the cutout?
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*chest actual flatness
I love how the cardboard cutout of Longoria is like a million times hotter than the actual human being.
Also, if Bunk was in the stand, I hope he went after the chick in the bottom left corner. Insane rack. I can't believe no one's mentioned that.
"Yea Dawg, I hit that"