
Florida Gators quarterback Tim Tebow — not even a junior but already a legend in Gainesville — added to his long list of feats when his missionary trip to impoverished towns in the Philippines included some impromptu work as a surgical assistant. Specifically, he helped circumcise Filipino boys.
Tebow didn't plan on operating that day in the Philippines — his job was to preach to the hundreds of people before they had teeth pulled or cysts removed. But as the day rolled on, he grew curious about the three Filipino doctors and his friend, UF graduate and aspiring doctor Richard "R.B." Moleno, in the bus-sized vehicle that served as a mobile hospital.
Tebow started as a helper and gofer, holding tools and running errands for the medics. By afternoon, he was asking questions and looking for more active ways to help. And by the end of an exhausting day, he was wearing gloves and a mask, wielding surgical scissors, finishing off stitches with a snip.
"You could see he was really into it," Moleno said. "He thought it was cool. I'd make a stitch, he'd cut a stitch. He got his hands a little wet in surgery."
I guess some immature jerks would make of Tebow for wanting to get close to young Filipino boys' penises, but not me. I think this was extremely noble and selfless. I can't stand it when Filipino boys are uncircumcised. It's like, sheesh, if they're gonna charge me 50 bucks for this kid, I want my money's worth. Because there are some clean Thai boys down the street who are just as eager to escape poverty at any cost.


"holding tools" indeed.
Usually when I hit the Phillipines I am operating, just not on little boys. It is usually an 8mm camera, and an IV drip of chlorophorm.
tebow felt the urge to complain about the fact that he was surrounded by inferior nursing aides and medical equipment, but decided that the christian thing to do was to just keep his mouth shut
Sounds like Tebow's caught "yellow fever."
A real life Cocksman, no doubt about it.
The name of the orphanage? Uncle Dick's Home.
Can't make this shit up.
Wondering why 289 chose this picture and not a more famous picture of Tebow.
The most shocking thing about this story has nothing to do with penises, amazingly. For my money, I'm shocked that Tebow was obstensibly there "to preach to the hundreds of people before they had teeth pulled or cysts removed." In other words, you're sitting there in pre-op with mind numbing tooth pain, and before the White Man will put you out of your misery, you have to listen to some insufferable douchebag ranting about God. If it were me, I'd just go back to the village and knock my fucking tooth out with an ice skate like Tom Hanks. Because medicine + sniveling white missionary preacher = most affordance health insurance EVER.
Tebowner
I had that penis surgery myself. I told my wife it wouldn't have been necessary if she'd just get that vagina enlargement procedure, but nooooooooo.
Slope Boy: Are you a doctor?
Tebow: Nope, Heisman trophy winner. Now let's get those pants off and take a look at that uncircumcised dong.
Well Done, Tebow. Good Human.
Danny Wuerffel is unimpressed.
Uncle Dick's Home – the Red Lobster of sex tourism.
Wang Chung, indeed.
Teblow is at it again!
you know joe rogan, this is not the first time hes touched a penis
In other news, Tebow's own dick is roughly the size of a Filipino boy.