05.30.08 THEY SHOULD DO THIS AT THE FENWAY GATES
An unnamed douche at an undated Red Sox game gets unseated in a manner most savage by a heroic security official. Showboating for the crowd only makes you an easier target, fucktaster. Getting the arms up is always a good idea. Having them over your head, however, leaves you open to the occasional shoulder charge, like the one this guy takes near the right field foul line. At least the drunkard knows the dimensions of Fenway. That short right field porch lends itself to a quick exit through the stands. That is, if you possess better speed than Harold Baines, which this schlub clearly does not.
![[image]](http://cdn.wl.uproxx.com/wp-content/thumbnails/130/110/2009/08/brady_quinn-150x150.jpg)
![[image]](http://cdn.wl.uproxx.com/wp-content/thumbnails/130/110/2009/07/unicorn_red_carpet-150x150.jpg)
![[image]](http://cdn.wl.uproxx.com/wp-content/thumbnails/130/110/2009/01/snowboard-150x150.jpg)
![[image]](http://cdn.wl.uproxx.com/wp-content/thumbnails/130/110/2008/12/avery-fashion-150x150.jpg)
![[image]](http://cdn.wl.uproxx.com/wp-content/thumbnails/130/110/2008/11/dykstra-150x150.jpg)
![[image]](http://cdn.wl.uproxx.com/wp-content/thumbnails/130/110/2008/11/sox-assault-150x150.jpg)
There are 18 comments about:
THEY SHOULD DO THIS AT THE FENWAY GATES
Where were Jeff Nelson and Karim Garcia!!? They missed out on some prime mud hole stompin' there…
Boom…Outta here.
The fact that the security guards are Masshole Red Sox fans too, takes all the fun out of this.
i think tina turner cringed at the site of that shot
HOW DARE YOU BESMIRCH THE NAME OF THE SILENT ASSASSIN, HAROLD BAINES.
Many a day were spent in HHY’s childhood sitting with 8,000 other White Sox fans at Old Comiskey, chanting HAR-OLD HAR-OLD as he led a 66-win team with 90-some RBIs.
Truly a Chicago baseball legend.
+1 to that bald motherfucker for the Ronnie Lott hit. To top it off, he then picked up the guy's hat while he was on the ground and threw it at him. Well played.
hhy, you’re preaching to choir…I once caught a home run ball off the savage bat of DAN PASQUA.
FUCK YOU SPURS!
Sorry, first chance I had to get to a computer today. Just felt I needed to share that sentiment with everyone.
@Enrico - now there's a name. Pasqua's 85 Yanks won 97 games and did not qualify for the postseason. Now that is when baseball was for real. Fucking stupid wild card, three division, florida baseball, Red Sox world champion bullshit era we live in now…
Just like the first time I got laid. Minus all the dudes and plus one fat chick, of course.
@Enrico: I went to a game in 88 where Pasqua hit a walk-off homer into the upper deck to beat his ex-mates (Yankees).
The homer pulled the surging 88 Sox to within 3 games of the Seattle Mariners for 6th place in the AL West. COME ON, MELIDO PEREZ!
Dan Pasqua! thanks for making me fell old. I remeber when NY traded hin the the ChiSox for Rich Dotson. I also remember Rich Dotson sucking ass while with the Yankees for 2 seasons. Late 1980's were dark days in the Bronx.
Love that 'white Brain Dawkins' hits him so godamn hard the pain aftershock actually shoots out of the idiots body at hits that Corky looking like retard in the red hoodie to the right and makes HIM yelp in pain as well while he claps his hands in appreciation of the hit.
I loved that clip so much, I have to go poop now.
So that's what happened to Dan Klecko. Did the Jets release him?
So did that guy die? He was Bostonian right? I really hope he died. That was tremendous.
Done poopin'
Oh, and gooch, Kleckos on the Eagles this year, trying out as a FB…..
Mamma said knock you out.
Pete…Pete is that you…That looks my cousins Boyfriend
Any one else see the guy mouth the words "Stay down bitch" as he threw his hat back at him?
Comment on this post:
You must be logged in to post a comment. Not yet a member, register for free.