
The Baltimore Ravens are enjoying off-season workouts free from the incompetent reign of deposed egomaniac Brian Billick, and you know what that means: 80-player brawls! Nearly everyone at the Ravens' minicamp joined the fray after linemen Oniel Cousins and Amon Gordon came to blows; later, defensive backs Corey Ivy and Frank Walker tussled during a blocking drill.
This all, of course, is part of coach John Harbaugh's master plan.
In a way, that’s how Harbaugh likes it. Seeing two players fight on the practice field is nothing new, but to have the rest of the team join the fray is a sight not often seen on the football field. Yet none of the coaches immediately sought to restore peace, and defensive coordinator Rex Ryan was actually laughing as he stood in the background…
“We had a good practice. Our guys are competitive, they like football, it’s going to happen,” [Harbaugh] said. “I think as they realize the tempo of the practice is going to stay the same, it will probably happen less and less. They’re a feisty bunch.”
Yes… "feisty." Harbaugh also described linebacker/associate to murder Ray Lewis as "lovable scamp," and the city of Baltimore as a "real fixer-upper."


"The winner will be showered with praise. The loser will be taunted and booed until my throat is sore."
Rustic sounds a little better than Fixer-Upper according to my Red Jacket Realty handbook.
And God Damn! Meghan Fox is going to get me fired today.
Sadly, the Dolphins' minicamp broke out into a tickle fight.
swany, there's the truth (shaking head) and there's the truth (nodding approvingly)!
RIP Lionel Hutz, should've bee you, Ray Lewis.
In other news, Detroit has been upgraded from "murder capital" to "tactical defense training utopia"!
I remember when Jay Harbaugh kicked Peyton Manning in the the Balls the first day of Colts training camp. Yeah, those Harbaugh's are bad news…
If the December 20th Cowboys-Ravens game doesn't produce at least one on-field homicide I'll be shocked. Shocked, I say!
But was it really necessary to flick the lights on and off while yelling "FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT!"?
Oooh, guys fighting with football helmets on – be careful, everyone! Someone might get a hangnail!
Since we're cross-referencing Baltimore and the Red Jacket episode, I must say that truer words were never spoken than when Cookie Kwan told Marge to "STAY OUT THE WESTSIDE!!" Stay out the west side, indeed.
Fuck them East Side bitches.
My favorite Disney movie with Ray Lewis:
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Can't wait for this fall's episode of "This Old Shithole" with Bob Villa featuring a fix up solution for Baltimore.
when did the miami hurricanes start a pro franchise?
"Nearly everyone at the Ravens' minicamp joined the fray after linemen Oniel Cousins and Amon Gordon came to blow"
Fucking Irish!
No gun shots?