THE NBA PLAYOFFS TRUDGE FORWARD
05.21.08
led Boston past the Pistons 88-79 in Game 1. I've looked for some other interesting aspect to the game, but that's pretty much it… In the draft lottery, the Bulls flipped a 1.7% chance of getting the top pick into… getting the top pick. Listen people, Michael Jordan is not walking through that door.
MLB — Alex Rodriguez hit a home run in his return from the DL, but it wasn't enough to staunch the first-inning seven-run hemorrhage that Mike Mussina allowed as the Orioles cruised to a 12-2 victory. The Yankees have now lost four in a row and six of seven. Tee-hee! … John Lackey returned to the Angels' rotation and threw seven innings of one-run ball to get his first win since last September, a 3-1 decision over the Blue Jays… Pinch-hitter extraordinaire Greg Dobbs came through with a bloop RBI single in the ninth to help the Phillies edge the Nats 1-0. Cole Hamels struck out 11 over seven innings in the no-decision… Jorge Campillo and Tom Glavine pitched gems as the Braves swept the Mets in a doubleheader. Really? Two games of baseball in a single day? Just thinking about it makes me tired.

if the sniper missed and "accidentally" hit one of the two douchenozzles seated directly behind bellichik… i could live with that
LT: If that happened, how would Clerks III ever get made?
Somebody want to tell Ted 'Theodore' Logan and Bill S. Preston, Esq. in the 2nd row that the San Dimas Battle of the Bands is THAT way!
if the sniper was good he could take out Belichcik and the backwards baseball cap douche with one bullet.
Bill has buns of steel
1. What's with the floating head on the left?
2. What? No Hoodie?
3. John McCain's wife?
4. A fat, young, pudgy Mike Meyers?
5. Bill and Ted's excellent adventure, duuuude/
that kid in the front has retard written all over him
see? C-E-L-T-I-C-S
Nice stoned kid to Belidick's left.
Evryone in that picture looks totally pissed. Except the popcorn. It looks more tasty than pissed. I bet it doesn't have buttery topping on it. It would still be delicious. Damn sexy popcorn.
"Nice stoned kid to Belidick's left."
I believe thats Belichick's son, and I think he has been hanging out with Andy Reed's boys a little too much.
As per usual, I am having a fantastic hair day.
Just to show everyone a little more of how much of a fag pussy merk is, here are the pm's he sent me:
where you from there, pookie? great assumption on me being canadian. I dunno how you figured it out, what with me stating it in numerous posts before. Anyways… kudos… shitstick. You can probably give it up anytime now.. or actually address me or the comment section with something actually witty or interesting. Your usual technique of just taking unoriginal shots at me is getting old, sweetheart.
whoops… didn't realize that you had changed it to a Boondock av. Nice work, lil fella. I under-estimated you.
I forgot to add too, I really to like your Joe Buck persona alot better. It's great stuff, so maybe just retire merkmerk and stick to that.
sholi
Pookie, sweetheart, and lil' fella? Is this guy fucking serious? Do you have a vagina? Did you forget to take your tampon out?
He doesnt understand this sites humor and throws out serious comments about the posts. Hes so slow he doesnt even realize the intention of my name to rip on him and make him look even more like the stupid canadian old fuck that he is.
And he thinks im Joe Buck too apparently. I dont have split personalities over here and it would be way too much of a pain in the dick to sign in and out all the time. He just cant admit that there is more than one person here that thinks hes a tool. Everyone else just puts up with your gay comments.
Remember that one time Merk, when Matt even said youre a pussy and never funny. Wasn't that was your cue to leave and go suck on tampons with your canadian uncircumcised buddies, ehh?
@bp, maybe they are all pissed because there are a couple of black people sitting around them.
somebody forgot to take their funny pills
MerkMerk and JoeBuck wash balls for a living.
@HBB
+1
But I think Jay and Silent Bob would be the grandfathers of those kids by now. Might have to do a "Star Wars: Episode I" kind of flick.
Point well taken, Swany. Merk should be flattered by your cyber-love.
You're with me Leather Face.
He was going to videotape Flip Saunders but he figured what's the point.
Swany and Bill both have tiny testicles
holy fucking christ… i actually string togethe 3 hours of work and look what I miss!
Belichik went to a Celtics game and didn't wear anything green or related to Boston? How many Boston Blogs are full of Fucktards up in arms today? Jesus. That's risky bidness Billy.
that kid looks like he just saw his dad motorboat some granny boobs.
Thats actually Curt Schillings wifes' sister.