
Food Court Lunch has assembled a fine gallery of notable vanity plates that are adorning the vehicles of professional athletes. Funny how sports figures would all get license plates that savage mockable aspects of their public persona. Maybe they're more self-aware than we give them credit. There are plenty more than the ones we included above, so be sure to give the rest a look. FCL should be commended for not including the "Taxation Without Representation" D.C. plate. Stupid whiny District!
It should also be noted that all these plates were made by Michael Vick. Prison isn't all playing football against the guards and getting raped. There's work too.


in a strangely foreshadowing twist, the license plate on 8 Belles' horse trailer is: LMRS2B
whooosh (that' the sound of lt winslow's joke goin over my head)
Roger Clemons' two vehicles have the plates: "GRSONFLD" and his other has "PLAYBLL"
Merk make me laugh.
Canadians get an extra digit on their plates?
Crazy Canucks…
More Clemens:
12ISOK
DALYSX
IMACOK
Merk make me laugh.
is that a statment or a request, cuz it's the latter I'm afraid that's not really my strong suit.
just Ontario, FaC. Not sure why, but it really rounds out my windowless van nicely with the ol' "FREECNDY" plate.
Not to be needy or anything, but I haven't seen a tit on this site all day. Anyway, here's my lame contribution: Karl Malone: GR8DAD
That could also go for the plastic bag Viking, the beer bottle baby guy, or Tom Brady for that matter.
/too lazy to look up these assholes' names.
I saw these two in Mexico once, where oddly enough they issue personalized plates for Donkeys.
CLWNCAR PSSBAG
wtf? we haven't had those license plates here in NY for at least 7 years. No way is that Sean Avery's real license plate.
/knows it's satire
@UU – what the hell does Mrs. Hole mean anyways.
good question Merk
Joba Chamberlain's reads POLIODAD
Ouch.
I'm partial to Elijah Dukes' plate : UDEDDAWG
I thought the Colorado plates that read "PENT8R" was Kobe's…
Gary Sheffield: shefgonkil