As print magazines die a slow death and blogs like this one lessen the impact of long-form sports journalism (sorry about that, Pat Jordan), Sports Illustrated keeps trying to re-package itself as a "brand" with an "online presence" and other corporate buzzwords.
What they need to do is just highlight all the stuff they used to write about. -Women: Should They Be Allowed on Golf Courses? -Are Negros the Future of Basketball? And of course the beauty pictured here, -Holy Fuck! Fucking Bears! Kill Them! Killlllll Themmmmm!
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Would anyone else pay to see Dan Patrick attacked by bears?
Other old SI features:
Milwaukee's Henry Aaron: This Kid Might Be Decent
Will a Chink Ever Play Professional Sports?
Report: Information Superhighway Not a Good Source for Sports News
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I thought the cover of this weeks real SI was actually the cover for SI for Kids. They've got a comic book drawing of Jeter getting punched out by a TB Rays player on steroids. Yeah SI's blows.
I love the hot topic during the mid 90's that SI really looked into.
The Rocket, and his unbelievable training regiment.
Barry Bonds, the black Babe Ruth?
And the number 1 threat to America is…BEARS!
Thank God the Bear Patrol solved the grizzly menace.
Ditka, you're first.
Bears. I fucking hate bears! Argh! Just thinking about bears makes me angry!
And to think, all this great investigative reporting and they didn't even crack the seal on Competitve Eating until the late 90's.
Bear-Be-Bearfucker, do you need assistance!?!!!??!
Book 'em Lou. One count of being a bear. And one count of being an
accessory to being a bear.
Aren't "proactive" and "paradigm" just words that idiots use to sound smart?
so does this jihad against bear include those of the chicago football variety? if so, lock and load.
Make the bears pay the bear tax — I pay the Homer tax!
Bears are just three follicles removed from being one of the regular characters on Sex & The City… kill them all.
That bear would later on meet Bo Jackson…….
si should just confine its content to cataloguing, in orgasmic detail, all the underage pussy frank deford has scored over the years.