05.30.08 SPELLERS SHOWING SIGNS OF H-U-M-A-N-I-T-Y
Yup, it's another spelling bee post that has nothing to do with Erin Andrews, who lives both in awe of these little idiot savants and in the fear of the fact that they may correct her on air. That's much worse than Bruce Pearl groping her while cameras are rolling.
Dan Steinberg, who works for some faded newspaper that just underwent a huge round of buyouts, is on the scene at the Grand Hyatt in D.C. getting all the colorful anecdotes and tidbits that the little overparented freaks produce. In his wanderings, Agent Baldiepants stumbled upon the board where the spellers are trying to organize late-night soccer orgies and dates with Mark Foley.
There's a big bulletin board outside the ballroom on which spellers can send and receive messages. Many of the posted items are entreaties from news organizations for interviews with all spellers from Minnesota, for example, or with a specific speller from a specific city. Others are speller-to-speller missives.
There are the wonders of access, future wage slaves of the MSM: Scribbling entreaties to 4th graders on notebook paper.
I like how the kid had to draw a picture of the soccer ball on the notice, however. Because these kids don't understand the meanings of words, which exist only as peculiar permutations of letters they must memorize so as not to get beaten by their first-generation immigrant parents.
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There are 17 comments about:
SPELLERS SHOWING SIGNS OF H-U-M-A-N-I-T-Y
George Plimpton fucks kids.
if that sign isn't a cry for help I don't know what is.
I am the real Enrico Pallazzo. The imposter is a sad, sick individual. The real Enrico would never make "jokes" about having sex with children. The imposter does. Long live the Real Enrico Pallazzo.
The trash-talk at that soccer game is gonna be intense
"Yo momma's a c-o-e-l-a-c-a-n-t-h!"
Put a lid on it Enricos.
if im ever cursed with a kid, i hope its the type that kicks the fuck out of these dweebs
Like any of these little bastards even has a shred of athletic ability. A soccer game would be a totally futile enterprise that would end with someone scraping a knee and running home to mommy for a cup of chicken soup and a band-aid.
You're a pathetic fucking loser, bizarro Enrico. I will not be baited into a petty tickle fight with you. I'm too busy skull fucking Natalie Holloway.
Nice. Nasal cavity or Ocular?
Pretty sure that making jokes about fucking kids makes YOU the pathetic fucking loser. Long live the REAL Enrico Pallazzo.
Big Time Boo-Yah!
That fact that Erin Andrews is currently within a 5-block radius of me does strange things to my pants.
What a great way to hook up with 12-year-old girls!
which exist only as peculiar permutations of letters they must memorialize so as not to get beaten by their first-generation immigrant parents
Nice work Ape, that'll make Matt eat crow for saying you don't edit your posts well enough. I need me one of those 11 year old 2nd gen immigrants to help me through that one.
So many big words!
I turned on ESPN and caught a glimpse of Erin Andrews interviewing one of these kids who got knocked out — and he was about 6 inches taller than her.
Either she's a midget, or this kid is going to be 8 feet tall when he grows up.
Doesn't Room #842 have Spectravision?
What is going on with this site? Multiple postings about soccer and/or spelling contests with the humor flaccidly depending on immigrant bashing. This s-u-c-k-s.
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