Somewhere in the great abandoned athletic fields of Ohio was staged this epic lunkhead brawl to end them all, with knee-high socks guy squaring off with no socks guy. Usually boxers are differentiated by the color of their trunks but these guys obviously swiped whatever was available from the school's athletic department.

Nice of the camera doof to volunteer the fact that "if anyone asks, we go to Westerville," which, of course, is a suburb of Columbus. It's a little-known admission requirement that Ohio State ask for three videotaped examples of public stupidity before they consider you for admission. You might have scored yourselves a scholarship, fellas.