Maria Sharapova likes to throw footballs to warm up before her practice sessions; which kinda makes sense when you think about the similarities in throwing a pigskin and serving a tennis ball. Busted Coverage finally has video of the complete delivery, which could use a little work.
After her practice, she and I played foosball and then she jerked me off. Best 15 seconds of my life.
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15 seconds? I would maybe last 10 seconds if she put her hands or feet for that matter on my shaft and balls.
Jeff Garcia really grew his hair out in the offseason.
Her armslot is all fucked up. I can tell you already with 100% certainty that if she doesn't change her mechanics, she is never going to succeed in today's NFL. I also would like to question her heart and ability to scramble from the pocket and deliver under pressure, cause I'm the foremost authorita in that area.
/Sean "Penis Pic" Salisbury
I'd like to be her center, if you know what I mean…
I mean, I'd snap her a football, then turn around and drill her in one of several orifices. Then we'd have dinner, because I know how to treat a lady.
("Dinner" means "sex")
i dont have speakers on my office computer. somebody PLEASE tell me that she also grunts when throwing a football.
no grunting lt.
She's got a better arm then Penington. And I don't want to rape Penington.
Vince Young is jealous. No not of her arm. That she has a vagina.
She needs to work on my release.
She seems to be doing a nice job of catching the balls thrown at her chin.
I would love to *sack her…
*Fuck
I'm tellling you, she's a system quarterback and any team that takes her in the first round is reaching.
She would make a great option QB in my opinion. Well, if the options were oral, vaginal, anal, or just making delicious gravy.
this is the first time i didn't think she was just above average…nice…she puts too much air under the ball though…and not enough naked on her clothes….
She likes to toss my testicles across the court
If her making the NFL means we'll get pictures of her drinking Patron with no shirt on in a bar full of half naked guys, I'm willing to let her quarterback the Titans for a few seasons.
She could QB the Dolphins.
Cool it fellas. Let's try keeping it classy.
As a Minnesota Vikings fan, that video depresses me. She's a better QB and WR than anyone we have on the roster…
Throwing a football is a good way to warm up for serving a tennis ball.