RICHARD JEFFERSON GOT ALL CHOKE-Y
05.08.08
Nets forward Richard Jefferson — a man far too pretty for prison — allegedly choked a man in a swanky Minneapolis hotel in January, causing the man to lose consciousness and, months later, file charges against the NBA star. According to the victim's complaint:
Lyle Fox was having a private birthday party (he turned 28 that morning) at the Graves. Fox noticed that Jefferson came into the roped-off party area, prompting Fox to ask him to leave.
Jefferson "became very angry," grabbed Fox and threw him onto a bench. Then the 6-foot-7, 225-pound Jefferson "grabbed the victim by the throat with both hands and began to choke him. The victim went unconscious for a small amount of time."
Wait, he's talking about the Richard Jefferson that plays for the Nets, right? Because the Jefferson I've seen would never do this to another man. Unless he was coming on to that man. I'm really more likely to believe he was engaging in some rough foreplay than he was attacking another man.
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Clearly, Mr. Fox confused Jefferson with Wayne Brady.
Bear Down Richard Jefferson.
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-JKidd
You're positive he was choking him with his hands and not his penis right?
you guys are gonna have to speak up; Jefferson can't hear you through those pinhole ears
Jefferson is chokin on down, to the south side
Lyle Fox must be one cool cat to tell a good-looking (gay?) NBA star to fuck off at his birthday party.
Wait, I thought Vince Carter was the gay one. Now you are saying two Nets are gay? I can't handle that much gay in sports! Wait, what was this story about?
Catfight! ROWR!
sometimes you just have to choke a bitch. he must have needed a break from repeatedly choking on the basketball court.
His name's Lyle. That's enough reason to choke him out right there.
Here's a comment on the article's page: "it,s not realistic to expect all athletes coming from such tough backrounds to be outstanding citzens". I can't think of a single NBA player that fits that description less than Richard Jefferson.
"grabbed the victim by the
throatthrobbing dong with both hands and began to choke him. The victim went unconscious for a small amount of time."Makes much more sense.
I have a problem with this choking thing…The problem being that he "regained consciousness."
In other news Al Sharpton is defending the hip hop industry.
Lyle left one part of the encounter out when he made his statement. He forget to tell them that when he regained consciousness his pants were around his ankles and his ass was sore. And he was oddly satisfied…until several months later when Jefferson stopped calling.
GOOD ONE BLUE KNIGHT,
THIS IS WHAT I THINK HAPPENED; LYLE RECOGNIZED THIS BIG PRETTY GUY AND ASKED “WHAT ARE YOU GETTING ME FOR MY B-DAY”?
WITHOUT A WORD R. JEFFERSON EXTENDED HIS LONG ARMS AND PULLED LYLE TO THE REAR OF THE CORNER WALL NEAR A BENCH, GRABBED HIS NECK WITH ONE HAND TO LIE HIM DOWN, CROSSED HIS LONG LEG ACROSS LYLE SMALL BODY AND TOOK HIS FREE HAND TO REMOVE LYLE’S PANTS AND UNDERWEARS AND BEGAN FORCEFULLY INSERT THAT LARGE YELLOW MANHOOD INTO LYLE’S TIGHT AREA AND AS R.JEFFERSON WAS READY TO EXPLODE, HIS LARGE HANDS GRIPS LYLES NECK SO HARD TILL POOR LYLE PASSES OUT……HE RECOVERS MONTHS LATER….TO TELL THE STORY