"Hey there, Little Missy. Got something here to wet your whistle. No, no, don't bother with the cups. Despite how nattily dressed I am with my green vest, I am quite relaxed with clubbing conduct. Now, let's open up the dam, this Goose wants to sit on the pond."
Don Chavez has a some photos of Reggie Miller's latest night on the town involved bottling feeding vodka to young somethings and generally just having a good time. Not a real hotbed of scandal. But what if that girl were Miley Cyrus? Yeah, she's not. Clearly Asian. But what if she were the Miley Cyrus of Asia? Well, then she'd have been the sex queen of Japan a few years ago. Cyrus is too old for Japanese guys now.
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Rain approves
Oh man, I thought Miley Cyrus was asian :(
One time me, Spike Lee, and Reggie went to a strip club after we all got thrown out of a Knicks game. I should have never told Larry David about it.
@ Allan
At least the Knicks covered the 30 that night…without Miller it was a blowout.
Is this a Fred Rogers fantasy?
Well, then she'd have been the sex queen of Japan a few years ago. Cyrus is too old for Japanese guys now.
That is when they move to Doogies Dungeon..I throw nothing away…Well..You know…
BTW, I am surprised he didn't go for the three pointer on this shot. Reggie never did well under the rim.
BOOM BABY!!!
I do not approve.
/Buzz Bissinger
thats what i need. not vodka, but a slutty asian girl.
Congrats to Reggie for being the only guy on earth who could wear a pea green sweater vest over a paisley shirt, for fuck's sake, and still shoot liquid in a half-naked chick's mouth. I salute you sir.
rv:very true, vodka is MUCH harder to come by than slutty asian girls
Not pictured: Dana Jacobsen blacked out on the floor weeping over her sister, Eight Belles Jacobsen
Hurry up, Reggie. Horatio Sanz is waiting for his turn.
edit: should be BUT vodka is much harder to come by than slutty asian girls
Yes fat Hawian, Carlos Mencia's brother is more interesting than your cocktail waitress fellating what's left of your Goose
Ahhh, still my hometown hero. Somewhere Jermaine O'Neal is wishing his shoulders let his arms raise that high.
These pictures of Reggie Miller are atleast 2yrs old. I saw them a very long time ago on a message board. so Don Chavez sucks
This picture is over 2yrs old, I've seen it on another message board, Don Chavez sucks
Now we know what happened to Dana Jacobson.
Now we all know what happens when Urkel takes off the glasses.
*holds up hands to throat, making 'choke' signal*