05.30.08 RED AUERBACH WAS A TOTAL PIMP

What the hell kind of terrible coaching is that???

/the continents of Europe and South America

I'm guessing Auerbach was not a huge soccer fan.

I wish he would've said "cmon Clem…stop acting like a gay!"

The problem with this video is that it's in English

I would hate to have fucked up or missed a shot if he was my coach. Probably would have skull fucked me as soon as I got to the bench, than expect me to still play.

Red Aurbach's cigars had more balls than Manu or Mr. Eva.

I have no idea what that means. 

The concept of drawing a foul wasn't instituted until the Lakers needed some help beating the Kings.

even the italian national soccer team thinks ginobili is a pussy

Needs more boring.

/No it doesn't.

If Red was so great, then why is he dead?

Anyone else notice how many of the players in this video went on to have an irrational fear of cigars be head coaches themselves?

Wes Unseld looks like he wrote a biography in prison.

"Whaddawegonnadoaboutit?"  Beautiful.  I wish people could still talk like that without sounding like Sopranos-ripoffs.  Also, I love how the ref was dressed in all black velvet and clearly played Don Barzini in Godfather I.

I think I just came a little. Rarely have I been so proud to be a Masshole. Well, there was that time we beat up that colored outside Fenway for wearing a Yankees hat, but this is a close second.

+1 to the flashy cock.

@JonathanWK: I'm pretty sure that had nothing to do with his hat

So what you're saying is, they've been flopping in the NBA since the 60's.  Got it.

Love how the ref looks like the floating disembodied head of a mob hitman.  Oddly a propos, given what we now know about the mob and the NBA.