05.30.08 POWER RANKINGS: FAREWELL, CHEESECAKE
I hate bullshit power rankings, so I make my own.
1. Old-school Hollywood dancers. After I watched this awesome video of Fred Astaire dancing to Michael Jackson's "Smooth Criminal," I remembered how much I dig Ginger Rogers, Leslie Caron, and Cyd Charisse (pictured), among others. This breed of woman used to be featured every Friday in EDSBS's Cheesecake posts, but it was discontinued because the site's author got tired of commenters bitching about the supposed quality of the women. Hmm, why does that sound familiar?
2. Christmas Ape. His venture to LA gave us the Maxim party post and an erudite film review. Note: we will try not to use the word "erudite" on this site again.
3. Anyone playing the San Antonio Spurs. Today, a reader asked why With Leather hates them so. And I say, don't try to analyze something as beautiful as irrational hatred.
4. Bears. The #1 threat to America since at least 1969.
5. The return of Dice-K news. Welcome back, gigantic Japanese breasts.
6. Bowel control. This guy didn't have it. To self: Dear sphincter, thank you for working.
7. Punishment for floppers. Honestly, if I lacked the pride that keeps me from being a cowardly faker, I think I'd rather be fined than lectured by Red Auerbach.
8. Detroit Red Wings. Look, hockey's still going on. Verrrrrry sloooooooowlyyyyyyy. But if the Red Wings are good enough for Kristen Bell, then, well, I still don't care. But I would like to see her naked.
9. Vanessa Bryant. Hot and crazy. And apparently willing to forgive out-of-wedlock anal sex with hotel workers. Good news for me, I can't quit Romanian bellhops.
10. Eli Manning. Went to the Sex and the City premiere. Least surprising story all week.
This week's video: in honor of last night's Lost finale, here's every nickname Sawyer's tossed around.
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POWER RANKINGS: FAREWELL, CHEESECAKE
I would have given at least 3 to 1 on "Cyd Charisse will give you a boner today".
/sorry, betting is closed
commenters bitching about the supposed quality of the women. Hmm, why does that sound familiar?
if i had to guess you've been hanging out with my neighbors.
/loves cottage cheese thighs and predominate overbites.
At least its not Bridgette Bardot. Your post on her made me google her. Let me tell you, time has not been kind to Ms. Bardot.
That video reminded me a little bit of the gun fight in Face Off, where Somewhere Over the Rainbow plays in the background.
If that comment doesn't get me banned from this site, nothing will.
She is so hot and sexy..so many mature men want to date with her,but I hear she just dates a rich men at the dating site called **JSeniorMatch .c om**..do you want to know more about her? her profile is really interesting.
She is so hot and sexy..so many mature men want to date with her,but I hear she just dates a rich men at the dating site called **JSeniorMatch .c om**..do you want to know more about her? her profile is really interesting.!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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