"Welp, bummer about that Super Bowl, but I guess three outta four ain't bad. I sure could use some cheering up, though. Maybe I should ask my girlfriend, the Brazilian supermodel who happens to be the richest model in the world.
"Hey honey, can we go out tonight? I feel like showing you off. What's that? A star-studded gala at the Metropolitan Museum of Art in New York? Wellll…. okay. But which tux should I wear — the Versace, Armani, or Calvin Klein?
"La la la, walking down the red carp– Oh hey Scarlett. A threesome? Sure, sounds cool. Gisele's been wanting to do that for ages."