"Welp, bummer about that Super Bowl, but I guess three outta four ain't bad. I sure could use some cheering up, though. Maybe I should ask my girlfriend, the Brazilian supermodel who happens to be the richest model in the world.
"Hey honey, can we go out tonight? I feel like showing you off. What's that? A star-studded gala at the Metropolitan Museum of Art in New York? Wellll…. okay. But which tux should I wear — the Versace, Armani, or Calvin Klein?
"La la la, walking down the red carp– Oh hey Scarlett. A threesome? Sure, sounds cool. Gisele's been wanting to do that for ages."
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Sweet looking Pat Riley 'do you got there, Dreamboat.
Giselle is ugly. There I said it. I wouldn't sleep with her if you paid me a million dollars.
I bet it sucks to be Tom Brady. I mean his team did lose the Super Bowl.
Please let that be an AIDS lesion on her right arm.
I'm with Allan here. Call me crazy, but that is one of the less attractive Brazilian women I've seen. Adriana Lima is about 1.25 kazillion times hotter, as are the wholesome ladies on brazilianbubblebuttnuts.com
banging models. being paid millions to play a fucking game. good looks.
yeap im much happier being a slightly overweight, poorly paid, working class bum that has to work for the rest of his life.
FUCK YOU BRADY!!!
I once lucked upon a half-eaten Brazillian nut in a dumpster behind the Met while masturbating to an old Vanity Fair with ScarJo on the cover, so I guess you could say me and Tom are like dopplegangers.
That's Bruce Wayne, not Riles. And I'm sorry, CF and Allan… You guys are fucking queers. There are hotter Brazillians, but christ. You would kill to poke that herpes infected gash, don't lie.
dude, its black tie…
FUCKING SHAVE
Don't tell me about how great your life is…. I went to White Castle last week and they accidentally gave me an extra slider.
@swany: I never said I wouldn't stick it in every hole, I just said she's not all that hot. Since when are the two mutually exclusive?
Touchet with the Flashy response….
@Allan Stokke: Calling Gisele 'ugly' I can take. Its just hyperbole. But saying you wouldn't sleep with her for a million dollars? Come on, now.
I'd sleep with a whole gaggle of butt-ugly fat chicks for a million dollars.
@HHY: Agreed. I actually did sleep with some
pornstarsless attractive chicks in my leaner years, and I haven't gotten my check yet!When your scapula is competing with your breast in the size department, it's time for a sandwich, homewrecker.
god he's so amazing…..
wut? I stand by it. I'd take my bat to his buttocks while he was held down by other men. if you know what i mean.
Yea, well i was wit mis kentucky, smokin a j, dat hoe knew her role, she like ta drop its like its hot. Fix yo fade, tom
-Me
"With all these teams flying all over the place, wouldn't you think there'd be a plane crash."
How cute of them to wear matching hairstyles. Yikes, he looks better with helmet hair after a football game than he does in that picture. Lay off the product, son.
She is scary; he looks yummy!!