Casino Drive, a three-year-old stallion closely related to the last two Belmont Stakes winners, is garnering some talk as the horse that will thwart Big Brown's attempt at the Triple Crown. Big Brown's trainer, Rick Dutrow Jr., respectfully disagrees.
"He's got no chance of beating our horse," Dutrow told reporters Wednesday. "I'll be in the winner's circle when they get to the quarter pole. That's how I feel. I don't see that this horse can beat him."
What a fool! If I were Casino Drive's trainer, I'd put that on the bulletin board in his stall to motivate him. That's the kind of quote that gets professional athletes like horses fired up for a big competition. Or at least it would if horses weren't just big stupid animals who get scared of paper bags.
One thing's for certain: Casino Drive is Japanese-owned, so God only knows what turns that horse on. If you thought tentacle porn was creepy, wait 'til you substitute the little schoolgirl with a yearling filly.
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On a related note, The Sex In The City movie opens next weekend.
Who knew SJP liked it from behind?
Get that horse some crest white strips. Have these people no shame?
SJP likes it bare back with a bit in her mouth…Hee Haw!!!
Not pictured: Buzz Bissinger, balls deep.
Yeah, Ferris Bueller went from Sloane Peterson to SJP, he fucked that up good.
Is Jenna Jameson blocked out of that picture? WHere is the bottom half?
Cant comment….
too busy…
eating delicious Jello….
BUZZ! Get away from the back of that horse!
yeah… figured i waited too long to make the Bissinger joke.
i owe you a cookie Hoho's
Big Brown will make an excellent glue someday, but that's a bad ass horse.
Well, seeing as how 'Big Brown's owned the 'Casino Drive' at last years NBA ASG in Vegas, its only logical to think that the namesake will do the same.
/not my best
Shouldn't this post have an 'Elway' tag on it?
Casino Drive might not have enough top speed to win, but he only weighs half as much and gets twice the mileage that Big Brown does. Oh, and he doesn't break down every 15,000 fucking miles either.
I hear he like his women like he like his horses.
Everyone shits on the Japanese until next thing you know they are dropping bombs on your boats.