I'm not sure if I'm allowed to claim that Mariah Carey is retarded. Will I get sued? 'Cause getting sued BLOWS. So, I confess: I do not have a doctor's written report that she has a birth defect that led to physical disability, and I don't have a photo of her parking her car in a handicapped space.
On the other hand, there's this video of her throwing out the first pitch at a pro game in Tokyo. And let's be honest, this says RETARDED way more conclusively than any MRI. I feel pretty good about this if it goes to court.
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If the headline is correct, apparently me and Nick Cannon have the same taste in women
wow nick cannon is fucking a vegatable. that throw has the mayor of cincinatti laughing.
Eric Gagne is jealous of her control.
You had me at retarted. Now kiss me!
Of course she couldn't throw the ball. Whores only know how to juggle them.
And an evidently attractive young man known best for hollowing out A-list porn level poon (read: Selita Ebanks) married that. That's the equivalent of a regular guy downgrading from an average woman to a block of wood.
CockFlashy, I would sooooo fuck that block of wood…..Only if she leaves her heals on…I have to have some type of standard…
I never would've known that bimbo and the mayor of Cincinnati had anything in common.
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She'd throw better like she sings best – with a cock in her mouth.
It seems that in addition to herpes, Mariah contracted Chuck Knoblach's arm strength from Jeter.
I'd still wreck that. (Assuming that be wrecked with 3 inches. That's pretty big, right?)
Since shes half white is calling her a monkey face racist?
With a throw like that, the other half can't be black. Or Latin. Or Asian. Wait, what ethnic groups aren't prone to baseball? Eskimo. Eskimo Carey.
@Doogie: I agree that she's entirely fuckable, my point is that she makes Jessica Simpson look like Steven Hawking.
She still pitches better than Steve Francis.
nick cannon = black kevin federline
When you make an epic film like Glitter, you can throw however you want.
That being said, the Yankmees and Red Sawx have entered a bidding war to sign this Japanese first pitch phenom.
She's probably the only retard i'd like to fuck. So she's got that going for her.
She could be a starting pitcher for the Mariners!
Hey,, Why so many people keeps saying they saw you before on a dating site like "JSeniorMatch.c om". Is that true?