Eager to capitalize on attractive blondes with long legs, the Women's Tennis Association awesomely wants to get Maria Sharapova to participate in an upcoming WTA photo shoot during a tournament in Rome, but little miss fancypants only cares about playing tennis.
They want me to do this shoot on Sunday, Monday or Tuesday of the Rome tournament after flying 12 hours from LA. I have set my own personal rules when is comes to doing shoots and I never do shoots before tournaments because they are mentally draining and I want to just focus on my tennis. Now the WTA is telling me if I don't do this shoot they will fine me over $300,000. [Note: the fine gets increased to $700K because she doesn't wear a WTA patch on her tennis dresses.]
Ugh, I hate it when these diva athletes only care about competing. Maria thinks she can travel around the world and focus on her game and try to win tournaments. What a selfish bitch. What about us, the fans? We just want more pictures of her. Please, Maria. Pose for more flattering photos. Do it for your fans.
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You have been targeted for Shermination.
How come Maria Sharapova can eat Pringles and still look like that! It's not fair! Unfair, unfair, unfair!
/stamps feet and cries
I just got caught sniffing my computer screen.
Play Tennis naked
She's getting a bit old to be featured on this site don't you think boys?
I have no idea what this post was about after viewing that picture. Kudos Uff, kudos.
maria do us all a favor and pose nude somewhere or make a sex tape. then the clamoring for more spank bank material will die down for about, oh, 15 minutes.
In Soviet Russia, Stalin shoots you.
*begins to grease fingers and knuckles*
Photo shoots are mentally draining? For who? Retarded tree monkeys?
"I never do shoots before tournaments because they are mentally draining"
So that's why all models are fucking idiots.
@UU
Try getting walked in on while you're humping your screen.
@PAULY and UU
My job gives us laptops.
Bathroom stall FTW!!!
Note to self: don't give employees laptops
"they (photo shoots) are mentally draining…"
Other endeavors that drain Maria's precious mind:
the hard part is crawling out of bed after being gangbanged by a bunch of tennis groupies.
Her shit attitude is nothing a good stab in the neck by a crazed German wouldn't straighten out.