The Champions League final is on ESPN, and everyone's pretty much going batshit over this one, as the upstart Chelsea take on the old power of Manchester United. It's about 20 minutes in and nobody's scored yet, so you still have a chance to see the one goal in this game before they score it.
Update: 26 minutes in, Ronaldo heads one in. I thought Ronaldo was Brazilian?
Update: Chelsea with THE EQUALIZER at the end of the first half. Not sure who scored it. Don't really care.
Update: They're playing this game in Russia?! Why?
Update: Man U won on penalty kicks. This sport is lamer than that new Taco Bell commercial…
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Here's to hoping the Gonarrhea that Cristiano Ronaldo attracted from slamming hookers affects his overall gameplay.
Fuck, as soon as I type that, the fuck scores. FUck.
If I cared less I would slip into a coma.
The Glazer family is creepy.
/extent of my Man-U knowledge
@MMP
Technically you COULD argue that Ronaldo is Brazilian since the Portugese colonized brazil in the 1500's and the speak Portugese there, which is Ronaldo's birthplace.
Ronaldo (Brazil) wishes he can tell wether they are Man-U or not.
Funny, Man-U sounds like a queer club you would find in Chelsea (NY).
Let Ronaldo have his Swan Song here today. Because very soon (maybe not tomorrow, or the day after), that little Portuguese pencil-neck FUCK is out of the EPL for good. NEVER forget 2006, my friends…let him ROT on Real Madrid! Auf Veidersein, or whatever the fuck they say in Spainland.
Fernando Torres, the EPL is your oyster! You'll never walk alone!
Thanks for the reminder. Totally forgot this was on.
What's the over/under on crowd deaths?
As much as I loathe Chelsea, I must give them this: they're not an upstart.
And stop the Ronaldo dissing.
Anyone who hires hookers six at a time and laughs when the press reveals it, is a With Leather kind of athlete. He's probably in line for a guest editor spot.
I agree with Carson, and I agree that Fernando Torres will destroy the EPL next year. Especially with a few Liverpool swaps.
Tevez better be glad he's not Colombian. I could've knocked that in from my fucking couch.
I don't know if anyone has ever brought this up before, but some of these soccer players seem like they are faking when they get hurt!
Lampard had the equalizer. Blocked the clearance shot, and then raced down to knock in the goal. Sweet move.
I believe the Ronaldo and the 6 hookers you are referring to is the Brazilian Ronaldo from AC Milan. Or maybe you refer to Ronaldhino from Barca, but you CANNOT mean Crissy Ronaldo, cos, quite frankly, he likes to bite the pillow… Now, had you said 6 tranny hookers, I would believe it.
Side note – LFC poised to sign Eto'o!
Hey BestFans, I don't know if anyone has ever brought this up before, but some baseball players crank roids like eating pez, and sometimes use corked bats to get their "swing" on (if ya know what I mean)…
Good game so far.
I do not see enough posts about, hookers, biting pillow, and Ghonorhea. This is WL right, or did I just drop in on I LOVE SOCCER BUT NOT THE WOMEN WHO FUCK THEM website.
Actually, Reds, Christiano Ronaldo got busted (in the press, anyway) for hiring all those hookers when Nani and Anderson joined United.
You'll need Eto'o, too, when Ambramovich brings Torres to Chelsea.
Enjoy the mid-table!
my hockey team no longer plays in the playoffs.
/really knows shit all about soccer.
Was I the only one who couldn't understand what 2 of the 4 halftime hosts were saying?
Go Chelsea. The Canadiens suck
… and their skates really tear up the pitch
/see… i know some.
Was I the only one who couldn't understand what 2 of the 4 halftime hosts were saying?
Nope. I was starting to reconsider my past mockery of Shannon Sharpe.
What drug induced that dream-like state where you laughable suggest that Torres is going ANYWHERE? Unless Rafa is moving over, Nando is staying put.
You must be an Everton fan…or maybe Derby?
Where in the fuck did all these (soc-cer?) fans come from? I got nothin against ya, but holy shit.
Well, it is a "soccer post"….
Chelsea is threatening!
Does Man U flop as much as Manu?
All I'm saying is, fuck the Spurs (San Antonio, not Tottenham. Well, them too).
As much as I dispise Man U (the Montreal Canadiens of EPL), I do respect Rooney, Scholes, Carrick, Giggs, and Ferdinand. Players that FLOP, such as Ronaldo and Nani are a fucking disgrace! SO fuck them (and the Spurs, both San Antonio and Tottenham – excecpt for Berbatov, he is a righteous player, and can play for Rafa anyday!).
er um DESPISE – fuck me.
I just wanted to basketballify this thread. I have nothing to add re: footsoccer.
Holy fuck, that was a close one from Lampard.
So does the winner take on Lady Bugs???
And great defending from JT!
Drogba is going to pot the winner…you can smell it!
Regardless of what happens, Chelsea will still be one of the gayest teams in the Premiership. COYW!
Boom. Hardest, C'Mon.
Torres and Ronaldo . . . at the same time. Sigh.
Nothing is more imposing than a goalie wearing a day-glow orange uniform and a short-bus helmet…
G'Wan Reds –
Nice call on Drogba.
Enjoy the mid-table next year!
Update: They're playing this game in Russia?! Why?
Check the damn website. Russia and the rest of Europe are part of what people like to call "Eurasia". Sometimes referred to as a CONTINENT.
yay for soccer
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Eurasia is really two continents. Lick my butt.
UNITED!!!
FUCK CHELSEA!!!! FUCK LIVERPOOL!!!
Well, he did hit the fucking post didn't he Carson? ANd to get tossed on that face rub is pure shite! Liverpool will place top 2 next year.
Enjoy Ipswich, Leeds, or Coventry, or whatever the fuck team you follow.
Hey RV, enjoy Man Spew next year without Ronaldo. Come jump on the Torres bandwagon, son, there is room. He is going to fucking rip it up next year, mate!
Yawn.