Actress Kristen Bell, best known for playing the title role in the WB's popular show Nancy Drew: Vampire Hunter, revealed in an interview with NHL.com that she grew up in Detroit (read: the Detroit suburbs) and is a huge Red Wings fan.
NHL.com: What is your favorite hockey memory?
KB: My parents submitted a picture of me, in my catholic school uniform [Ed. note: giggety!], with my arms around the Stanley Cup. It ended up on the ticket for Game 2 of the Stanley Cup Semifinals against Colorado in 1996.NHL.com: If you could meet any hockey player, who would you meet and why?
KB: Chris Osgood was my first crush. Brad Pitt be damned, he had nothing on Osgood's rookie skill and sad eyes. There was actually a day in high school when I wrote on a name tag 'Mrs. Osgood' and wore it the whole day. I really thought we were perfect for each other. I'd love to meet him and probably apologize that things never worked out.
Nice try, Kristen, but you've got a long way to go before you can be the same kind of NHL whore that Elisha Cuthbert is. In a related story, the brakes on Osgood's wife's car no longer work properly.
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I wish I was that tree.
I wish I were soft, cotton, double-stitched panties.
The Red Wings lost that game, Kristen.
Would you care for some penis?
I wonder is she sucks dick "osgood" as Elisha….
fuck you i'm hungover.
In a related story, the brakes on Osgood's wife's car no longer work properly.
That made me guffaw.
Couldn't one or two of the nude scenes in 'Forgetting Sarah Marshall' been of Kristen and not the hairy dude from 'Knocked Up'?
I'd love to meet him and probably apologize that things never worked out.
Message to Chris, I can make this happen. She is safe and sound…A little worn out but still workable.
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doogie what does your av actually say.. i realize it's one of those motivational poster things. but i've never seen that one, i think it would add perfectly to my cubicle.
@Swany: Rosie O'Donnell also wears soft, cotton double-stitched panties. I can get you some if you like.
BASEMENTS
They were made for this sort of thing
Kristen's ass is the reason the terrorists hate us.
Rape at will
@WDYA, I'm willing to bet Rosie's undies have a dick flap in the front.
I took the pic about a year ago. I tried to get the warmth of the moment by using a soft lense. I think I captured it. No pun intended.
Meanwhile, Rosie O'Donnell says that she's had a long-time crush on Penguins coach Michel Therrien. Then, she found out he was a guy. Her heart was temporarily broken until she was presented a plate of nachos.
Advantage: Red Wings.
Kristen: (seductively) "I'm not wearing any panties"
WL Reader: "That's ok, we can always cut that tree down."
@UU: Dave Chapelle's attorney will be contacting you to demand a royalty payment for use of that joke.
/knows own joke was a Family Guy ripoff, but fuck it.
@UU: I was kidding. She freeballs.
@CockFlashy: Nice Peter Griffin reference.
She misunderstood when I said I had some wood for her to sit on.
I'd fuck her until she went cross-eyed.
Oh…
For Osgood's sake, I hope that his "Brakes Cut" light is still functioning.
I'd fuck her until she had virtually nonexistent tits.
Oh…
DUNGEON! DUNGEON! DUNGEON!
if he hit that it would be just another reason detroit fans would chant his name.
Note to Osgood. Dump your wife ASAP and hollow this girl out. You owe it to
yourselfmankind.24 comments and no Evil Dead I references? I thought I knew you, fellas.
I hooked up with this girl in high school.
/Royal Oak, baby
I hooked up with this girl in high school.
Who hasn't rubbed one out and used their high school baseball team's undershirt as a catch rag after watching an episode of Veronica Mars?