So somebody asked Tigers manager Jim Leyland about what pitcher Jason Grilli sad about the team missing Sean Casey this season. And Leyland wasn't at a loss for words.
Don't tell anyone, but I was as mad as hornets when the Reds let Sean Casey go and kept that douchebag Austin Kearns, who isn't even with the team anymore. I have no idea why no one likes Sean Casey, other than that his last name is kind of gender ambiguous. And he can't really field. Besides that, he's awesome.


He is gritty and plays with a lot of heart and toughness. He sucks, but well, that's not important.
I also like Sean Casey, but I can understand why others don't. He's a first baseman who hits like a second baseman and fields like a Little League right fielder.
Also, I'm pretty sure they forgot to bleep out "cock" in there once.
that was not some weak ass shit.
I am looking in the mirror, Jimbo, but my view is blocked by all of this cocaine. Let me and the supermodels clean that up right quick.
/I don't need drugs to have a good time, unless I'm at a Tigers game, in which case, yes
Dude's got a lot to say for a man with a laryngectomy hole.
When Ozzie runs off at the mouth, they don't bleep anything, then penalize him for it, but when Jimmay does it, he's an endearing old man cause he's ripping his team, rather than protecting them, which is what Ozzies foul rants are typically intended to do. Woah. Sorry that was serious.
/Steps off ledge
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