That headline's not quite accurate: this video's two years old, so I'm not really "introducing" it so much as "posting it after seeing it for the first time." Also, these guys aren't really pimps — just kids who play badminton. So really, a better headline would have been HERE ARE SOME GAY KIDS, but that seemed a little too mean, because people get sensitive about the word "gay." Listen, I don't mean gay like "homosexual," I mean gay like "it sucks huge cock."
TAGS: BADMINTON


Cocksman by day, Predator by night.
They call the longhair hippie the "Andre Agassi" of the cock world.
In all seriousness though… relatively talented.
theres so many cock jokes i can think of right now.
he whacked that cock hard
/kills self
In their defense, these kids only turned to badminton because, due to budget cuts, the school's water ballet team was disbanded.
This is a video response to Anything heterosexual
This is like amazing beer pong shots except 234% more gay.
Ben Stiller just optioned this video. Jonah Hill, Judah Friedlander, Justin Long and Michael Cera are already attached to star with Rawson Thurber set to helm. Look for hilarious cameos from Will Ferrell, Owen Wilson and Judd Apatow (playing himself in a deliciously funny send up.)
Cocks of Fury?
Owen Wilson – DOUBTFUL (suicide)
Justin Long – QUESTIONABLE taste (Drew Barrymore)
more like pimps of sucking-cock
Oh! I love randomly being handed free Cubs tickets, like when it happend to me seconds ago. Booya.
These guys are queer.
/Tiddlywinks Posse
You see, you sick fucks! It starts off with Quiditch, than Badmitton, and before you know it, they will be gargling protien shakes while singing show tunes!
It sucks huge shuttle cock, you mean.
The best part of the video is when the gym collapses on them and they all die. (its towards the end)
Ron Howard is a terrible badminton player.