The MasterCard Memorial Cup is awarded to the champions of the Canadian Hockey League, a composite league consisting of over 60 teams from the Ontario Hockey League, Quebec Major Junior Hockey League, and Western Hockey League. This year's winners were the Spokane Chiefs, and to honor the Cup's arrival in the hands of an American team, the Chiefs promptly smashed the trophy in two. U-S-A! U-S-A! U-S-A!
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there's a "priceless" joke in here but i'm too lazy to do it.
/still stuck in 3 day weekend mode
Canadians should be used to feeling dissapointed
Thanks for bringing back memories of the day my son was born.
I also start immitating Ric Flai when I break shit.
Woo! Woo!
*Flair
that trophy said "made in some buttfuck town in china" on it
You can always put it back together with maple syrup.
"made in some buttfuck town in china"
Dong Ram?
For the shameful act of breaking the trophy, they must submit to the rituals of ancient Canadian culture and select two representatives to be placed in a beer vat and be forced to drink their way out in order to survive.
Is a USA chant really warrented when 90% of the Spokane roster consists of Canadian players?
not to be the unfunny dick that i usually am, but the original is actually in the hall of fame. They give a replica for the award ceremony, cuz those Canadian teenagers can’t be trusted.
Stay off my lawn, Doug!
/moose, beavers and dick jokes.
Spokane won the Canadian Hockey League's title?
What a bunch of losers those Canucks are!
-The America's Cup
stay off my lawn, RUSS!
Big whoop. I'm sure it can be replaced for the monetary equivalent of ten wooden bats. Ah, Canadia. Leading the world in wood-based currency since 1931.
goddamit CF… why don’t you do a lil fact checking before you just spout off your mouth. We haven’t used wood as a currency since the 50′s. I’ll bet you 4 beaver pelts on it.
bullshit merk. i'll see your pelts and raise you 5 repossessed houses and 10 variable rate subprime mortgages.
/knows Americans can't make economy jokes without leaving themselves WIDE open.
//knows you shouldn't make economy jokes at all because they're lame.
///Tits!
So, the guys with the beards, were they Amish? Perhaps they should have been presented with a chicken or a milking stool.
The video had been taken down, because you know, hockey gets too much exposure already.