Red Sox pitcher Daisuke Matsuzaka, long known for both his mythical gyroball and sharing the same home country as top-heavy Yoko Matsugane, is going to do some charitable work by… um, having dinner? Yes, there is an eBay auction to have dinner with Dice-K, with proceeds going to Good Sports.
Japanese sensation and Red Sox ace Dice-K and his wife, Tomoyo, will join you and three friends for dinner at the renowned Japanese restaurant, HARU, in Boston.
You'll enjoy the company of one of the world's greatest sports stars along with the finest food and service – all in your own private dining room. (A translator will be provided)
Get out your chopsticks for this once in a lifetime opportunity!
I'm not gonna lie to you: this story is as exciting as a box of dried shit. But with baseball boring the shit out of the With Leather staff, we haven't featured Dice-K in ages. I wanted to find a picture of Yoko eating so it would be semi-relevant to the story, so I looked through all these galleries of her, but I couldn't find one. So I kept looking. Then I looked some more. And looked. And continued looking after that.
Long story short, I'm a little sweaty and need a cigarette.
SEXY UPDATE: One intrepid Internet explorer found this delightful photo of Miss Yoko eating. I suppose this one also kinda counts, assuming that's milk on her. Umm, that IS milk, right? Maybe you shouldn't click on that if you're at work.