Red Sox pitcher Daisuke Matsuzaka, long known for both his mythical gyroball and sharing the same home country as top-heavy Yoko Matsugane, is going to do some charitable work by… um, having dinner? Yes, there is an eBay auction to have dinner with Dice-K, with proceeds going to Good Sports.
Japanese sensation and Red Sox ace Dice-K and his wife, Tomoyo, will join you and three friends for dinner at the renowned Japanese restaurant, HARU, in Boston.
You'll enjoy the company of one of the world's greatest sports stars along with the finest food and service – all in your own private dining room. (A translator will be provided)
Get out your chopsticks for this once in a lifetime opportunity!
I'm not gonna lie to you: this story is as exciting as a box of dried shit. But with baseball boring the shit out of the With Leather staff, we haven't featured Dice-K in ages. I wanted to find a picture of Yoko eating so it would be semi-relevant to the story, so I looked through all these galleries of her, but I couldn't find one. So I kept looking. Then I looked some more. And looked. And continued looking after that.
Long story short, I'm a little sweaty and need a cigarette.
SEXY UPDATE: One intrepid Internet explorer found this delightful photo of Miss Yoko eating. I suppose this one also kinda counts, assuming that's milk on her. Umm, that IS milk, right? Maybe you shouldn't click on that if you're at work.
[Boston's Tenth via Deadspin]
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"I found it interesting, interesting, interesting… and then I lost interest."
Underboob>>>>>>Any other kind of partially covered boob
here's a photo of her eating:
[matsuganeyoko.hp.infoseek.co.jp]
I'm with you Allan. Here are my Power Rankings:
Oh, right, ok…. So a free trip to Boston somehow qualifies as a prize in this so-called 'contest'. What they don't tell you is your trip will end with a porceline toilet smashed over your noggin and your ass left bloody and raped in a dingy, beer and racially charged-cum soaked alleyway.
Yum!
I'm not interested in the lovely Yoko eating anything that isn't attached to my midsection.
Aren't all cum-soaked hallways racially charged, when you really think about it?
Id hit that with a ladle.
alright… i always figured this site could use a few bukkake pics from time to time
thanks for giving me credit, dickhead.
btw, it took me all of 10 seconds to find that photo –> google images
Boin indeed.
A translator will be provided
Assuming a Sox fan wins, that could be tough. I mean, how many people can there be who are fluent in both Japanese and Douche?
@KDIZZLE — Anyone who reads the comments will figure it out what a hero you are.
You can have your Google Images; I'll take the 88 pages of Yoko at Gravure Idol Jo.
[www.gijo.org];
I'm just gonna assume the NSFW warning is implied with that link.
there goes my afternoon
Oh Bombs on Yo Momma Dizzle! Yea I stole that, fuck it…
+1 Yamabushi
/Get me, I'm givin out points
That's a pretty liberal use of "ace" and "superstar" there. But I missed Yoko.
PS Lotta teats of the asian persuasion today. Not complaining, just suggesting a new marketing approach.
Open that bra and drop those Atom bombs.
Finally. My Yoko has returned. I'm enlisting the help of Doogie to make sure she doesn't get away again.
I see London, I see France, I see Asian underboob!
Hey, fuck you, loud mexican lips. I'm trying to look at asian boobies. That wasn't the sound I was imagining.
I thought we fixed those ads?
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