
Even though his Orlando Magic got bounced from the playoffs last night, Hedo Turkoglu can't hang his head for long, not just because he won the NBA's Most Improved Player award, was a go-to shooter in the playoffs (albeit one who couldn't make said critical shots) and was an easy choice for the league All-Beard team.
No, he probably shouldn't hang his head, because he needs to keep it on a swivel while on the lookout for the loopy woman who, in the last few days, has posted in a number of YouTube videos in which she photoshops naked pictures of herself on top of stills of Hedo. Others bare his name in the title and have her gyrating about in her skivvies. The poster "CorinasLips1989" alters the woman's name back and forth from Juliana to Luliana, no doubt to keep police guessing when Hedo's severed head shows up in the mail at the precinct in a few days.
After the jump is the most coherent of the many very NSFW videos floating around the tubes:


Disgusting, I always got the feeling that Hedo had about as much luck with the ladies as AC Green.
somehow i feel the urge to vomit over and over again
I've seen some awesome shit in my day, but dammit if this doesn't top them all. Hedo's pimpin'. And 289, you better look out, cause you got some photoshoppin' competition now son; shit's sick!
So 289 has a sister?
Precisely, Swany.
I always wondered what my ex-girlfriend changed her name to.
I thought I had some issues….
Nice font choice.
Remember girls, Ugly and Crazy is no way to go through life. Although I hear easy and slutty are two very good options.
You know what's even more messed up? Someone who is 6'10" playing SG.
If love isn't photoshopping nekkid pictures of yourself on professional athletes (excellent positioning by the way) then I don't want any part of it.
Ugh, what an amateur job. How are you supposed to bag Hedo if you can't keep a proper scale?
I don't believe this is 289's competition, I think it's how he breaks up with a girl.
Why eat hamburger when you can have steak?
Those all should have been star wipes. C-.