Ugh, boat owners. Those self-entitled assholes think they can just park anywhere they want. Why, just the other day I saw a couple of jet skis in a handicapped spot.
No, the real story of these photos — taken at the exclusive Loch Lomond club in Scotland — is just garden-variety irresponsible boating.
The skipper of the boat, which was called The Final Fling, was forced to abandon ship and jump into the water ["I regret nothing!" -Ed.] after it was sent off course by waves from another vessel. It hit rocks and flew into the air, landing on the golf course. Golfers who saw the boat coming towards the course ran for cover…
People running for cover as a boat comes ashore? Oh man, this is just like Speed 2. I wish someone else had seen Speed 2 so they could agree with me.
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Hey isn't that Cedric Benson's boat?
It turned out they were just filming the Magnum P.I movie
The skipper of the boat, which was called The Final Fling
Irony Dept, you have a call on line 1. Irony Dept, line 1…..
Ive come back here and tell our enemies that they may take our lives, but they'll never take… OUR BOATS!
I was thinking more along the lines of Face/Off, but Speed 2 works.
There you go. And I assume you've read the boat safety manual. Oh, yeah. Couldn't put it down. Come on, boy, let's get me a six-pack! Uh, sir, you can't operate a boat under the influence of alcohol.Oh, that sounds like a wager to me!
Golfers who saw the boat coming towards the course ran for cover…
Granted I'm no golf pro but I'm not use to seeing much cover around a bunker… or a water hazard for that.
You motorboatin' son-of-a-bitch!
You're gonna need a blanket and suntan lotion, cause you're never gonna get off that beach, just like the way you never got into the NHL… you jackass!
german naval warfare has really taken a shit.
That's the last time I get drunk before I buy an amphibibious vehichle.
that's the last time I get drunk before I spell amphibious
So, the boat's owner got pepper-sprayed, right?
I just hope the boat's driver yelled "FORE!" before jumping off.
It wasn't acutally waves, it was the Lochness monster, like in that Tacoma commercial. This is just a big cover up.
Maybe the skipper will tell jokes about boats or boating or owning a boat.
I hope the local law enforcement officer was a relative of Sheriff J.W. Pepper. He knows how to deal with these Black Russians and there errant speedboat littering ways.
"The skipper of the boat, … was forced to abandon ship and jump into the water."
Yeah, he remembered what happened the last time he went on a three-hour tour. He wasn't having any of that shit again.
Not impressed. I did the same exact thing playing GTA Vice City the other day
/too cheap to buy the new one