Oh yeah! Muthafuckin GOLF!!! Drivers! Fine-ass cheerstrippers! This is EXXXTREME GOLF! Wait, golf's too much of a pussy word! This is THUNDERBALL!!! Putting? FUCK putting! You want sand traps? We've got QUICKSAND traps! Mayhem! Chaos! Feel the burn! Buzzwords!!!
You can watch this video if you want, but I guarantee you're only gonna get dumber.
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I carry a boom box around just so I can have sweat guitar music playing where ever I go.
Master your ass.
You're right, Matt…after watching that, I'm beginning to think we have to fight them over there so we don't have to fight them over here.
I miss the old days when a man could play a round in peace without being surrounded by the blacks and jews.
LOUD NOISES!!!!
Shit, I'm quoting Anchorman. You're right, I am dumber.
Player interviews? Well my nipples just got hard
Lemme guess… sponsored by Mountain Dew?
This as much of a good idea as bringing Ron Artest to a Klan rally.
I'd hate to see the ball washers.
This as much of a good idea as playing Russian Roulette with a gatling gun.
I wouldn't be surprised to see a jersey with "He Hate Me" on the back.
Thunderball? man, barter-towns' gone to shit since Master-blaster took over.
I'm just a bit curious. The Magazine HOLLYWOOD GOSSIP reported his profiles were found on the famous 30+ 40+ rich women seeking affairs site JSeniorMatch. c om last week and he was seeking his mature baby there now!
big deal. i do shit like that every time i golf/get too wasted on the golf course