
A teacher in Florida claims she has been let go because of her side job as a "bikini girl" on fishing cruises. Tiffany Shepherd, a 30-year-old high school biology teacher, says that her work with Smokin Em Charters has cost her her job. From the Daily Mail:
The 30-year-old blonde… performs the usual duties of a ship's mate, but wears a bikini and fetches drinks and sandwiches for the men on board. She took the job three weeks ago to help support her three young sons following a divorce. "I can make $600 in two days' fishing," she said. "That's a week's pay for me."
Smokin' Em Charters,… has pictures of some of the bikini mates on its website – many of them partially nude – and says the only job requirement is to look "hot in a bikini" [...]
[School officials] insist Ms Shepherd's boat job is nothing to do with their decision to let her go – and that she has missed more than 30 days of school this year. "She just doesn't come to work," said Susan Ranew, assistant human resources chief for the district. "We did not know about her second job until after she received her notice of non-renewal."
Just one more case in the long history of injustices against good-looking people. Is it our fault that the demand is so high for good-looking people in jobs where the job is to be good-looking? Shouldn't making the world less ugly give a teacher the right to miss every sixth day of teaching Florida schoolchildren? I mean, c'mon: it's Florida. It's not like those kids are gonna be rocket scientists or the president. Which is good, because this country will always need grave-diggers and strippers. Not that those two jobs are necessarily related, heh heh.
(thanks to Maj for the link)


Roger Clemens is booking a flight for a Florida fishing trip RIGHT NOW!
Good Looking people? Dude you have to stop drinking this is getting out of control.
Allison Stokke=Good Looking
Down Syndrome bitch-w/stripper tats=Definitely busted.
Just because you have tits the size of my head does not make you attractive. Skank needs to lay off the eyebrow wax.
Pauly, you are an idiot. Cut her age in half and then the Rocket will show up.
Allan: roll with the joke, asshole.
Sorry Enrico, I just the words "high school" and jumped to conclusions.
Allan, point taken but tits can make up for a whole lot. Like a personality.
That Mexican stole my "saw"!
She's definitely been around the block, but cmon, Alan, who we kidding here, after three beers, your eyes would be glued to the ta-tas.
her face is banged up, nice big boobs. way hotter than any science teacher I had in high school.
Ugh, there's totally tranny's on that page. Better get Roger back on the horn, I'm sure he's down. Ronaldo as well.
30 days off while working as a teacher? She already gets 2 weeks for christmas and a week for spring break, not to mention 3 months off in the summer.
Oh, and I would fuck those tits so often a baby would eventually grow out of her neck.
$600 in two days fishin. I wonder what additional services the reputable 'Smokin Em Charters' has her doing? Remember the only requirement is to "look good in a bikini"…
@straight
Yeah, I think the name "Smokin' Em Charters" says it all. She looks like she's no stranger to a lot of things, including double vodkas. Too bad about the tattoos.
Wait, one of the girls is Teri Weigel? What the fuck?!?! I jerked off to her in the 80s.
What, was Seka not available?
She does not look 30. She does look like she was rode hard and put away wet though. Other than that, I have no comment on this story (quickly looking for fishing cruises with bikini girls in NJ).
Sorry Matt, Allan Stokke does not play around when deciding who he would bang or not.
I think of all the education that I missed, but then my homework was never quite like this…
@Tim
Gimme something to write on, Man.
Top pic on the right is similar to this….
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If my Biology teacher looked like that in High School, my hobby would have started a HELL OF ALOT sooner! Where the hell is my fishing pole?
"I think the clock is slow"
"Class DISMISSED!"
The Minnesota Vikings will be calling very soon and requesting Ms. Weigel.
Seriously, she's probably the loudest chick ever when it comes to porn, but never did anal on camera. Would Fred Smoot go along with this?
“Just one more case in the long history of injustices against good-looking people.”
Sho’nuff. Some good-looking broad lost out on this sweet gig when they hired Ms. Bolt-On Wrinkled Melanoma Farm up there.
hhy, Seka was available, but they weren't big fans of the maggots in her eyes.
Fuck that, bitches with tits the size of Stokke's head ARE automatically hot. Tool.
The girl isnt all that or her man wouldnt be trying to cheat on her. I have first hand text messages, and emails from her man right now. Her tits sit lower than the Titanic, shes an attention whore and if you hurry you can catch her on ebay selling signed pictures of herself…who is she Jenna Jameson all the sudden? If you ask me the girl is busted and she needs to be looking for a new job instead of all this attention.