Vin Scully's fitting call of this home run in the Mets' 12-1 drubbing of the Dodgers: "…that baby is going up into the seats."
Well, not quite. Turns out the fan who caught the ball held onto his infant. I'm no parenting expert, but I'm great at telling other people how to raise their kids, so I don't recommend fully extending while trying to catch a 380-foot blast if you're holding your baby in your other arm. Well, unless you hate your baby. Then do whatever you like. Hell, if the home run's going over your head, toss the kid up there to see if it can deflect the ball into your hands. What has that baby ever done for you anyway?
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It's not like he was hanging him over the railing above thousands of adoring fans.
Or feeding a croc.
… I'm great at telling other people how to raise their kids
i don't want to get all nitpicky on you, but strippers are not, technically, "people"
You can't charge this guy with any crimes, I'm afraid. The baby is still in its holster.
That's not the worst of it. You should have seen him on "take your kids to work day."
I'm no expert, but shouldn't lumberjacks grip their axes with both hands?
Get that baby a beer and mascot to play with!
It's not like the ball came to him and he had no choice. He was wearing a glove on one hand, cradling his kid with the other.
I'm pretty sure the state can use Vin Scully as a witness there to have custody revoked.
The real abuse is letting this kid grow up to be a Dodger fan.
He is babying him.
/ Karl Malone
Quit bitching about it, you don't even know if there was a man on base. Obviously not, because then the right play is to drop the baby and try for the play at the plate.
Oh come on, it's not like he keeps the kid in the cellar and his Mother is also his sister, right?
Could be worse, they could be K-Fed and Brit Brit's kids!! DAMN, look at me with the "so last year" smack!!
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"Yup, they're both Dodger fans"
- Dead Sharks fan who was killed by a Shark
Fuck that baby.
I always drop babies down the shower drain.
i dont see the problem. thats just spending quality time, if you ask me. and sometimes there just more important things in life like catching a baseball, finding your next hooker or flagging down the nearest beer man
i was a bit dissapointed i figured the ball would hit the baby on the noggin…