EAGLES CHEERLEADERS IN ECO-BIKINIS
05.08.08
The Eagles cheerleaders went someplace sunny and sandy to shoot their forthcoming calendar, and good news, everyone: it's going to be eco-friendly (follow link for slide show).
The Eagles Cheerleaders annual calendar has been widely known for its cutting-edge concepts and style [like that one year, when they... uh... wore bikinis -Ed.], and this year it’s Going Green. The 38 bio-licious women on the squad will be wearing bikinis made of 95% organic cotton and recycled plastic soda bottles as well as jewelry and accessories made from bamboo and other recycled, upcycled and repurposed products such as CDs, computer chips, glass, cable wire, candy wrappers and watch parts.
And yet, all I want the Eagles cheerleaders to do is throw the bikinis away. That's irony you can masturbate to, friends.
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Lincoln Financial Field is made of used styrofoam cups and dead G.I.'s
Which one is going to be the bloody nipples from ground up glass?
… made of recycled plastic soda bottles as well as jewelry and accessories made from bamboo and other recycled, upcycled and repurposed products such as CDs, computer chips, glass, cable wire, candy wrappers and watch parts.
big whoop. the dolphins o-line has been made from those materials for like half a decade now
I go green. Straight to my weed dealer’s house.
I'm still waiting for my patent application to unveil my 100% natural ( and I guess, repurposed ) semen based spray-on bikini, come in any color you want, as long as that color is white, ladies.
as if i needed another reason to hate philadelphia, the city finds the last few attractive box-pieces and dresses them in such blasphemy
Cheerleader calendars have always been eco-friendly; they turn my penis into a sustainable and renewable form of energy.
@Pauly
delivery service. its a beautiful thing.
They can go as green as the want to, but at the end of the day, they will be red from the 100+ stab wounds.
I'm eco-friendly by beating off into the same tube sock several time instead of wasting kleenex.
I read "upcycled and repurposed" and I thought they were talking about Donovan McNabb.
I don't need irony to masturbate, just some spit, and something perty to look at…Tee-hee..
I can quite get a grasp on the idea of recycled Cheetahs. I think SAS should be reffered to regarding this matter.
I just ironied in my pants from those pics. Does that help Mother Earth?