Delonte West is currently of the Cavaliers, formerly of the Celtics and forever carrier of a nasty strain of the herp. West at least flaps his disease-marked lips in an interesting fashion in this discursive interview he conducted during his days with the Celtics. It's really quite amazing. He begins the interviewing saying he hopes no one drinks out of his favorite cup then trails off. The herp can do terrible things to your mind that way.

In case any ladies are reading, I like riding my horse as well. That horse is heroin, though. That statement is bound to attract the kind of women Delonte has been with. Maybe, Delonte, too. He claims to have met Bugs Bunny, you see.

[Balls Don't Lie]