In case you missed the tedious controversy during the Wizards-Cavs series that didn't involve Jay-Z and Soulja Boy, Papa Johns stuck their logo on the white tees Wizards fans wore during Game 6 which bore the number 23 and the word "Crybaby" where Bron-Bron's name would be on the back. Many Ohioans stopped eating cheese off discarded pizza boxes long enough to get angry. To atone, Papa Johns issued a mea culpa, which further confused Ohioans, because they don't know even common Latin phrases.
To apologize, Papa John's will sell Cleveland residents a large, one-topping pizza for 23 cents on Thursday. The 23 is an homage to James' jersey number. The company also will donate $10,000 to the Cavaliers Youth Fund.
Who wins the most out of this? Kids in Cleveland, of course. For generations, they've only been sent to school long enough to redeem their personal pan pizza for finishing their reading for the week. Of course, the kids didn't actually read and their parents didn't share the pizza with the kids. But it was a brief, albeit depressing taste of the good life. Now, if only Clevelanders had 23 cents. Of course, Quicken Loans! That arena naming deal is already paying off.
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the line for 23 cent pizza's in downtown cleveland wrapped all the way around the block. past three bowling alleys, a liquor store, and a liquore store museum.
three bowling alleys, a liquor store, and a liquore store museum
+30
Also, an abandoned lot that was supposed to be an IKEA.
Seriously, I predict riots will break out in Cleveland for these 23 cent pizza. Have the National Guard on stand-by.
At least Cleveland has a huge statue of a "FREE" Stamp. Yeah, Cleveland blows.
"Also, an abandoned lot that was supposed to be an IKEA. "
Before the Ikea retail planners remembered that most Clevelanders would in fact be using Ikea furniture to decorate larger boxes that once held Ikea furniture.
We know Carpe Diem means Seize the Pizza.
I love living in Cleveland… where else in the world is it as readily acceptable to pass out in a strangers boat with your dick in a loaf of bread and covered in feces which may or may not be your own?
My own personal "Mistake on the Lake"
where else in the world is it as readily acceptable to pass out in a strangers boat with your dick in a loaf of bread and covered in feces which may or may not be your own?
Oxford, OH
Silly bp, I was talking about places where people LIVE.
Ohio residents were pleased they werent making fun of Blue Jackets defenceman, Rotislav Klesla. His number, 97, may have had poor Clevelanders even more upset.
For generations, they've only been sent to school long enough to redeem their personal pan pizza for finishing their reading for the week.
BOOK IT!!!
Hey that "Free Stamp" is our Lincoln Memorial.
I know that we were pretty pissed when Dairy Queen ran their "Delicious Jurevicius" special, an ice cream cake with Browns WR Joe Jurevicius' face on it. It was $0.84 cents as per his jersey number, which meant we could only buy 2 with the change from the $10 we used to buy that bottle of Burnett's.
At least our women only have one mustache and are usually under a deuce and a half.
//I'm looking at you Pittsburgh/Wisconsin/Oxford.
(Adds in Oxford while gleefully wearing his Bobcats Alumni sweatshirt.)
OU, Oh YEAH!!!!
<—— Proud fail-out victim.
I can actually hear the nom-nom-nom munching of fat ppl gorging in Cleveland all the way down in Columbus…
People that went to Ohio University are soccer fans (that means you're all gay).
No soccer, Enrico, but we had a killer quidditch team back in the day.