The sports connection to Cheryl Cole will go away when she finally divorces cheating soccer star Ashley Cole, and that's too bad for us in the sports-tits crossover industry. Until that happens, here's Cheryl on tour with Girls Aloud, her merry band of minstrel wenches. I have never heard one of their songs. I am okay with that. You can see them all in black fishnets here, and in PVC corsets here. You can probably find their songs somewhere online, too. What am I, the GD phone book?
[Kickette]
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Yes, mistress.
"Thats an unfortunate tattoo"
That's what I would say to her right before I took her against her will
there's too much dude action in some of those linked photos…
it's like my cock's having a seizure
Is it safe to assume this is the UK equivalent to the talentless taints that are the PuzzyKatDollz? With yellow teeth that is.
I prefer Girls Asphyxiated.
Seriously…..why the stupid ink? If you want a tat, get a small tramp stamp on the small of your back. This fucking 'vine of roses around the thigh' bullshit looks ridiculous.
I prefer shooting stars on the stomach for tattoos.
or the back, Punch. You know, for ugly chicks.
You think she regrets the rose and barbed wire? Imagine how she feels about the "Mrs. Cole" on the back of her neck.* It goes well with the swastika on her back.**
*real tattoo
**joke
i think she will feel worse about fucking a guy named Ashley, who happens to be a complete wanker, as they say in England.
thats douchebag for us americans