The sports connection to Cheryl Cole will go away when she finally divorces cheating soccer star Ashley Cole, and that's too bad for us in the sports-tits crossover industry. Until that happens, here's Cheryl on tour with Girls Aloud, her merry band of minstrel wenches. I have never heard one of their songs. I am okay with that. You can see them all in black fishnets here, and in PVC corsets here. You can probably find their songs somewhere online, too. What am I, the GD phone book?