
Chelsea's stars celebrated their Champions League semifinal win over Liverpool by heading out to chic London club Chinawhite, where they partied with Jenna Jameson, who unfortunately no longer looks anything like the picture above.
Reportedly,adult film starJenna moved her table right next to the Chelsea stars and wowed them with her raunchy dancing, as they continued to rack up their hefty bar bill, which ended up at an estimated £10,000 [$20,000].
Though, according to reports, Jenna's night ended early after she was thrown out for allegedly attempting to take drugs.
Wait a second. A porn star dancing suggestively and wanting to do drugs? I find that pretty hard to believe.
A member of her entourage said: "She just asked if one of her friends could go in with her in the toilets to touch up her make-up before facing the paparazzi. But the toilet attendant said no, and kicked off. The bouncers called us American pigs, which brought Jenna to tears."
A modern-day tragedy. Jenna cried and cried the night away, cried because she couldn't touch up her makeup, cried because she didn't blow one more rail for the road, cried big salty tears with an unusually high semen content.


This is much more like it: a pre-duck Jenna shot. And Jenna must break down easier than Paula Abdul, because "American pig" is easily one of the least offensive and most accurate descriptions that could possibly be applied to her.
I'm not surprised that a porn star would apply make-up while inside a toilet.
My cocaine has a high semen content.
I only buy the good stuff.
$20,000? I call that Tuesday night.
/I hate myself
And the club is called Chinawhite?
"…cried big salty tears with a surprisingly high semen content."
I wouldn't be…
American Pigs? Was this some sort of Cold War theme that night?
No suprises here. Why wouldn't she be crying after being called an American Pig when she's been called a Fucking Whore literally thousands of times.
Good point, RBD. I changed it.
Soon thereafter, Joe and Ashley Cole got thrown out when they tried to blow
cokeeach other."with an unusually high semen content"
But not unusual for her.
Yea WTF are you trying to say UFF. You're down 0-2 in the count.
She lets strange men stick things inside her and then shoot swimming goo into her mouth. No wonder she looks like the grim reaper.
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jenna tried to catch a snowflake with her tongue, but apparently, to chelsea, thats some kind of a signal or something
she was thrown out for allegedly attempting to take drugs.
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I hope this doesn't hurt her mom's presidential campaign.