
Bears running back Cedric Benson, once a a top draft pick before blossoming into a runner who could get 2.5 yards a carry and 60 yards per game no matter what the stakes, was arrested over the weekend for boating while intoxicated and resisting arrest, the latter of which got him a faceful of pepper spray. (Mmmmm… incapacitating.) Benson, however, denies the charges.
According to the LCRA [Lower Colorado River Authority], an officer asked Benson, owner-operator of the boat, to do a "float" sobriety test. Detainees may be asked to follow an object with their eyes, do the alphabet and count down with their fingers. An officer said Benson failed. Authorities wanted to bring Benson ashore for more tests, the LCRA said.
Benson refused to put on a life jacket — a requirement on LCRA boats — and "presented himself as a threat to the officer and argued about whether or not he would be taken to land," authorities said. The officer arrested Benson, who kept arguing and "continued to present himself as a threat," the LCRA said. The officer then pepper-sprayed him.
Benson tells a much different story: "Even after they pepper-sprayed me, I have no idea why they did that. I was cooperative. I asked them several times why they did that, and they didn't give me an answer."
I don't really know who to believe here. I want to throw my support behind Benson to prove I'm not racist, but the last time I took a chance on him he gave my fantasy team 60 yards a game before breaking his leg in November. Maybe if he'd broken some tackles and scored more TDs I'd think he's innocent. Either way, this is his penultimate headline. He's got one more when the Bears cut him, and then we'll never hear from him again unless he does something really unexpected, like a double homicide or winning the National Spelling Bee.


Even if Cedric Benson rushed for over 2,000 yds people would still think he was guilty. Then again he didn't try to saw the head off of a white woman
I was shocked by this turn of events.
Not by the fact that Benson was arrested. No, I was shocked because I couldn't believe he would resist anything. I'm surprised he didn't fumble his drink and fall down when he initially saw the police.
Rent Me? Is it a package deal or à la carte? Boat, Booze, Broads, and Benson – 'cause I could do without the Benson.
Nothing says, "Respect my authoritah!!!" like an boat patrolman of the Lower Colorado River Authority. Yeah, I think I know which way I'm leaning on this one.
Patrolman: Hey thar Mr. pro-football star, put on this heah life jacket. Now!
Benson: Uhhhhh…
Patrolman: (sprays pepper spray indiscriminately): "Respect my authoritah!!!!!!"
Law don't go 'round here, Law-dog.
The Bears must be behind this. What wouldn't you do to get him off your roster?
Pepper spray; the new
sealake sickness cure!That's the best booze and boating story since Exxon in Alaska.
"Detainees may be asked to follow an object with their eyes, do the alphabet and count down with their fingers. An officer said Benson failed."
Of course he failed. Anyone who's seen him run knows he can't go from 10 to 1.
Cedric, Cmon dude. No underage girls? Rookie.
- Kyle Orton
Walter Payton must be spinning in his grave, wait that would mean Payton still has better
moves than Benson !!!
@Cock: If he had been able to pull off a roundhouse kick during the arrest portion of his final exam, he wouldn't have to be on that damn river.
Ask any defense in the NFL if Cedric Benson is a threat…
Certainly not an offensive threat.
@ ReadyKilowatt
Really? Loveboat?
Sounds like he belongs on that Florida charter.
Benson could have avoided the take down and pepper spray from the LCRA but was not fast enough nor was he able to see the hole where he could escape.
After bouncing off a couple of party-goers and using them as blockers from the LCRA he promptly ran 3.5 yards and fell down without anyone touching him.
I really thought this photshop/archival photo was going to have 2nd round pick Matt Forte on land calling the fuzz.
The Vikings think this is lame.
Color me not surprised.
The POlice down here in Travis County love beating on minorities and white folks alike.
Nailing a Longhorn or former Longhorn seems to earn some type of extra credit with the powers that be. I'm thinking some high ranking officials in Austin graduated from A&M.