It's a relatively slow day for the meth-addled news cycle, and you know what that means: cheerleader news. The Cincinnati Bengals cheerleaders — "Ben-Gals," to those in the know — have selected next year's squad, and they're conveniently chronicled in gallery form over at Bengals.com.
All of the photos are prominently marked as photos by "Steve France," which is precisely why I've carefully cropped it out of the banner pic above. Anyone who gets a gig photographing cheerleader auditions but can't edit out red-eye doesn't deserve credit at all. Although I guess sucking at photo editing is less of a crime than stalking the cheerleaders after the try-outs. Or so the Cincy PD tells me.
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This one goes to 11.
/pointing to own cock
#11 is the best thing to appear on this site (SAN notwithstanding) since TO's untimely foray onto the Bangbus. Thank you, Matt.
I've got to be honest: I'm not too impressed with this squad.
I wouldn't even stalk half of them. Would I stand outside their bedroom windows and masturbate while watching them sleep? Of course, I'm not saying they are not attractive.
But flat-out stalk, including the writing of letters and showing up at their places of employment with flowers and a pair of my soiled underpants? No way. They're not that hot.
I've been using John Uzbekistan for my nude photo spreads.
//I don't care, I'm chuckling
@HHY: #11 in the banner pic is fantastic, the rest are actually sort of creepy.
I find it amazing when a stunningly ugly woman has such a toight, bangin' body. referencing bottom pic 5, all the way on the right.
Yes 11, No 12
Anyone else find those shiniy tights somewhat of a turn on? Yeah, I know I'm a fucking weirdo.
You could park a Prius between #12's boobs.
/thinking green
So how does it go again? its the swimsuit competition followed by the drunk lesbian sex in a bathroom stall competition?
Typical. A whole lot of ugly with one decent face in the bunch. Expect #11 to look horrible once the official team pictuers go up as per usual. God I hate this town.
Didn't Dr. Zaius banish the chick in the fourth picture from the left to the Forbidden Zone at the end of Planet of the Apes?
yes, no, yes, no, no, fuck no, no
@cock flashy: They're all hot enough for me; but as amazing as this might be, I usually don't have too much sex with NFL cheerleaders. So my definition of 'hot' probably shouldn't be the line of demarcation for an NFL cheerleading squad.
Does 'line of demarcation' work here? It just sounded decent when I said it to myself.
It's not often that I personally find the black chick to be the ugliest in the bunch, but holy hell is that chick the exception that proves the fucking rule.
Being from the Nasty Nati, it doesnt surprise me that the Bengals have a lovely selection of cheerleaders, considering that they get to choose from Southern Ohioans, nearby Indiana and Northern Kentucky, whom are all usually slim and naturally attractive.
Being from the Nasty Nati, it doesnt surprise me that the Bengals have a lovely selection of cheerleaders, considering that they get to choose from Southern Ohioans, nearby Indiana and Northern Kentucky, whom are all usually slim and naturally attractive.
@HHY: agreed. It's safe to say there's a difference between the women we interact with on a daily basis and the women pictured on this site whom we pretend to scorn, stalk and stab. The girls here (except #11) are subpar as far as WL is concerned, but I doubt any of us would be so discriminating if they were standing in front of us.
@Jengals
Have you been affected by the train v. bridge collision yet? What a bunch of bs…
Yeah, Jengals is definitely a UC student
Does this mean they are going to get arrested?
Never jacked off to a woman with such rock hard abs before. Now a guy with rock hard abs is a different story. I mean….damn it.
"Number 12, could you do that last move again? This time, take of the wig… sir."
All of the photos are prominently marked as photos by "Steve France," which is precisely why I've carefully cropped it out of the banner pic above.
If I were Steve France, I'd be carefully cropping that out of the photos too.
Ease up on the flash there, Einstein; we're not doing this in a mineshaft you know.
$100 says Steve France is gay, that is just the cruel joke we call life.
I
thinkhope Jengals was being sarcastic.I know #26. She thinks she is hot shit. What's your opinion?
Yes, Jengals was being sarcastic and definitely not a UC student…please.