ASU CHEERLEADING SQUAD ABOLISHED :(
05.02.08
Last week we featured these ASU cheerleaders having a little harmless fun in their underwear (via life-wrecking gossips The Dirty), this week ASU cut the entire cheerleading team. If that seems like an insanely draconian knee-jerk reaction, then I'm sorry, but you're not enough of a douchebag to work at a state university.
The school's athletic director, Lisa Love, made the decision Thursday evening… Although only six members of the squad are shown in the photographs, the entire 16-member squad will suffer the consequences, MyFOXPhoenix reported. The cheerleaders told MyFOXPhoenix that the photographs were a result of college kids goofing off, and they believe the decision to disband the team has been in the works for a while. The photographs are two years old.
Wow, I thought they might get some punishment — maybe some light spanking and experimental bondage — but I didn't see that coming. But I say, Good for Arizona State. An august institution of higher learning like that needs to take a hard line when it comes to preserving its reputation as the 124th best college in the country. Out of 124.
(thanks to Upstate Underdog)

Now that they have some free time, perhaps they can come cheer in my apartment.
The natural next step would seem to be for them all to wear their uniforms while filming a giant gangbang with Lexington Steele and Mr. Marcus. The ASU squad truly has a storied tradition.
Athletic Director Lisa Love… I'm guessing her staff is the rest of the New Power Generation.
Wow. Fuck ASU.
Wasn't Lisa Love the subject of a Bang Bros. production???
according to sources, the girls are very close to inking a pay per view deal to wrestle the northwestern girls soccer team in chocolate pudding.
and by "sources", i mean buzz bissinger.
I hear Smoke Em' Charters is hiring.
If I was on the cheerleading squad and they pulled that shit on me, why, I'd probably be so angry that I'd rub my boobs a lot.
I'd love to goof on ASU's ranking of 124, but my alma mater URI isn't even ranked. I'm also willing to bet Lisa Love is a jealous old hag.
Don't be so quick to judge. They're not made of money. And they had to fund the new Playmobile castle for their tenured professors.
"Making the hard choice… burden of command, guys."
I'll let you guys judge, but my theory of her being a jealous old hag/dyke might be dead on. This woman needs some dick, but she might not be into it.
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289 should photoshop in some black armbands
If I were a student at ASU… man. I wish I was a student a ASU.
"Heaven must be easier to get in to than Arizona State."
or:
F – U
A – S – U
(repeat)
According to the MyFox story, they might just be restructuring the ASU spirit squad to be more like the USC Song Girls, i.e. dance routines and basic cheers, but no tumbling or cheer stunts. If that's the case, it's not all that bad.
Lisa Love? Bitch was to stupid to go back to her real name after her Porn career
Where's the due process for the ten who didn't even get to flaunt themselves?
ASUcks
My alma mater was number 9 on that list of the top universities…
… and there are more hot chicks in that picture than in my entire graduating class.
Lisa, I say well done. If those photos are two years old then the ladies pictured are at least juniors–Lets get some fresh meat.
I have to get this out of my system. U.S. News & World Report can blow me. Some of those schools–RPI for instance–must have admissions officers who sucked off the reviewers.
So the photos of these sluts errr fine young ladies are 2 years old, they must be doing porn by now right. A round of drinks for the first one to find any proof.
I think they got a good look at those thighs and did what had to be done.
hrm a cheerleading team disbanded for being too slutty? man i hope this doesn't catch on else all we'll be left with is wholesome, innocent 15 year olds doing all the cheerleading. Wait did i say i hope that doesn't catch on? i'm with STH on this one
Umm, so this isn't confirmed by any local Phoenix media (who would eat this story up) or in any official ASU news release.
So, perhaps you're enough of a douchebag to report on a state university without checking your facts…