ASHLEY HARKLEROAD IS GETTIN NAKED
05.27.08
Over the weekend, it came to light that attractive but mediocre tennis player Ashley Harkleroad had posed nude for a Playboy pictorial that will run in the August issue, prompting sports bloggers everywhere to scour Google Image Search for hints of what's to come. Darren Rovell breaks down what it took for Harkleroad to end up in Playboy.
Playboy seems to signal the end of a marketing career for an athlete. It means you are accepting you won’t get blue chip endorsements so it’s time to cash in what you can get. That pretty much fits the mold for Harkleroad.
I remember watching Harkleroad’s U.S. Open debut in August 2001. Although she was playing on Court 11, she was the buzz of Flushing Meadows at the time. She was, after all, the next Anna Kournikova. And her outfit made me shy to even watch. I felt guilty. She was only 16…
But things didn’t pan out for Harkleroad. Her career high ranking–No. 39–was hit five years ago. Over the course of her career, she’s made less than $1 million playing tennis ($927,881). And she has managed to do one thing like Kournikova: she hasn’t won a WTA singles title.
Hmmm… there seems to be a bit of a "win or get naked" policy. I like it. But that would mean… wait a second. Did Anna Kournikova not get a memo?

more like ashley garglemyload… am i right?
/high fives self.
No "chicks I would do tag"?
How bout getting rid of these fucking loud tennis channel (wait, what? ru fucking kidding me) adds???
She kinda looks like a hot version of Gisele from the side, minus the giant jubblies.
. "She was, after all, the next Anna Kournikova. And her outfit made me
shyexcited to even watch. I feltguilty.Horny, She was only 16…"/Doogie
Who says the sporting world is short of role models nowadays?
"…her outfit made me shy to even watch. I felt guilty. She was only 16…"
I'm not sure Darren is going to be too comfortable at the WL.
i looked her up. not bad. at least it isnt the williams trolls.
I'd like to inspect her tonsils with my penis!
I hope she and her manager have the same ideology as the person commenting – pboy is the best bet when you have no place else to go… with a very attractive visage.
Looks like a taller, thinner, hotter Hayden Panettiere. I'll definitely buy a copy when it comes out.
And by 'buy a copy', I mean 'wait until Ufford posts it here.'
I prefer women that take their clothes off for money so this feels right.
She hasn't got huge cans, but that's okay as long as they include plenty of ass shots.
And there's a 90% chance that she's completely shaved downstairs, because most athlete chicks are.
Obligatory Serena-Rhino post?