This is Melanie Roach. She's 33, her husband is in the Washington state legislature, and she has three kids (one of which was diagnosed with autism, and the family does a lot of charity work blah blah blah). But I care because Melanie made a comeback after five years off to qualify for the Olympics…
…as a weightlifter.
Roach was the top-rated lifter at the U.S. weightlifting trials, claiming one of four female spots allotted to the Americans. She'll be joined in Beijing by Carissa Gump, Natalie Woolfolk and third-time Olympian Cheryl Haworth.
"This is far better than anything I expected," Roach said. "If I had made the team in 2000, I wouldn't appreciate it nearly as much as I do now."
Roach's comeback was even more remarkable considering she quit the sport for five years to start a family. When she decided to start lifting again, the pain returned, too, forcing her to undergo surgery in the fall of 2006 shortly after she claimed her sixth national title.
Her husband's in politics, so she should be back on the market in…six years? I hope she can keep it going for that long. I mean, Barry Bonds played until he was 43, and no one ever tried to stick anything in his ass…
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MILF? If by "F" you mean "forget about". Hey-Oh!
Fuck off, I don't get paid to make jokes.
NOT SEXY! DO NOT WANT. That's not your mother, it's a MAN baby!
Id fuck her
*him with my small weiner
Soooo….MILF now means "Man I'd Like to F?"
i think i know how this one ends
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she looked way better in the pics with long hair. she goes from a yes to a maybe based on that haircut she stole from Cate Blachett's character in the new Indiana Jones movie.
I've been fooled by better
Her husband's in politics, so she should be back on the market in…six years
I'll wait for you!
/A-Rod
@ Lt. Winslow
Oh God. I won't eat for weeks.
The question isn't whether I'd fuck that…the question is whether I'd let that fuck me. And the answer is "no thank you, sir".
That man tried to have sex with me! He tried to bend me over this… thing!
i can think of at least one thing wrong with the title of this post.
She will get Moose and squirrel.
33? Yeah, sure.
Milf?!? More like MEH-lf
/made absolutely no sense
That look on her face makes me think that she knows for a fact that her cock swings lower than mine.
I renew my respectful objection that the level of poon on this site has been dramatically reduced. Now we've got Wanda Sykes' head photoshopped on The Rock's body.
Yes…..but only if she reshingles the roof when we're done.
I'd hit it. And by "hit", I mean "have sex with". I wouldn't literally hit it, because I think it would hit back. I only hit defenseless women.
I figured that when Ava Devine made the Olympics, it would be in the event of cum-baths and not weightlifting.
How about a photo of Carissa Gump? A rose by any other name… i bet she's sex on legs.
Here she is:
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I'd stick a nsfw caveat there but it would probably only apply to that special breed of pervert who finds asexual athletes lifting a bloody big weight in competition conditions arousing. About five of you.
Kinda looks like that IU cheerleader awhile back. Plus 30lbs.
@Enrico–There's a tranny stripper at Jumbo's Clown Room in LA that looks just like Ava Devine–she eats fire and picks up dollar bills with her ass cheeks. But I never would have guessed her husband was in politics though.
My new girlfriend's name is Unibrow, we met on the LPGA tour.
I think they should do mandatory steroid testing on the show MAD TV because Miss Swan is def on the juice.